Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

Sounded like an existential crisis brewing to me. It's only riding a bike, you don't have to be a 'cyclist'. It's my experience that 'cyclists' are generally the worst people to ride bikes with and never want to drink beer afterwards :)

Some of us like to ride early, therefore likewise the drinking.

Now WHERE do I get me one o' those?

Now WHERE do I get me one o' those?

Directly from the Dark Star Brewery. They're a good lot. They do a jersey, too.

http://darkstarbrewing.co.uk/shop/

Heh... Went to the 'Spin up' a couple of weeks ago.

Nice beer, nice BBQ but the line was fuckin' long!

Was tempted by the jersey but 55 notes is too rich for me at the moment!

i actually stopped at a red this morning .... meh... much overrated

Honey badgers etc

Heh... Went to the 'Spin up' a couple of weeks ago.

Nice beer, nice BBQ but the line was fuckin' long!

Was tempted by the jersey but 55 notes is too rich for me at the moment!

just had a little look around the site
http://darkstarbrewing.co.uk/ds247/
raise money for charity, beer and a tshirt..hmmm if you rode down there then that would make it worthwhile

^ i was thinking the same thing. It's a nice little route out there from London, too.

I went on the train yesterday and someone else put their bike in my preferred storage spot so I couldn't sit on the heater next to it, I had to sit on the floor instead. Bitch

I hope this cunt is on here.

Your bike is much too big for you, your tyres are almost completely flat, and your gear is way too high for you.
Your technique makes skrtluv look elegant and your braking ability (both via skidz and suicide lever) is negligible.

When there is a red light, stop. Don't pull out into the middle of the crossing where you cant see shit, then stop, and hold everyone up when the lights change, because you're slow as shit. Over. And. Over.

That cab you narrowly avoided smashing into had done nothing wrong, neither did the bus you proceeded to shout at afterwards.

You cant ride for shit and your attitude stinks. Fuck you.

little laner?

Mini Michael?

Also, his saddle looks like it's probably too low.

So....... you're saying you DON'T like my new bike luke?

Photo certainly takes IITTSCOBC to the next level.

IITTSTPOBC?

I hope this cunt is on here.

Your bike is much too big for you, your tyres are almost completely flat, and your gear is way too high for you.
Your technique makes skrtluv look elegant and your braking ability (both via skidz and suicide lever) is negligible.

When there is a red light, stop. Don't pull out into the middle of the crossing where you cant see shit, then stop, and hold everyone up when the lights change, because you're slow as shit. Over. And. Over.

That cab you narrowly avoided smashing into had done nothing wrong, neither did the bus you proceeded to shout at afterwards.

You cant ride for shit and your attitude stinks. Fuck you.

NurseHolliday rumbled!

Something about the description doesn't quite fit, though. :)

Haha does that look like me?

He looked like a cunt.

I'll leave it there ;)

utter fuckwit on a celeste Bianchi in Chiswick this evening. trying to take a left corner too fast, oversteers and then grabs the brakes which he then followed by putting a foot down just as the bike lifts up behind him. there were then a comedy few steps from him, the bike still between his legs rising up as he staggered forward trying not to land on his face

the last time i saw anything this inept on a bike would probably be me offroading

Probably NH again. Celeste Bianchis are the cycling equivalent of MX5s.

^^or at a triathlon, obviously.

Triathlon Bike Stupid Crash - Unfall ( Ironman Dybek ) - YouTube

Lame

What do you mean by 'bad cyclists' ?

the last time i saw anything this inept on a bike would probably be me offroading

I was going to say it sounded like my swinley technique..

little laner?

Less tall than laner? You srs?

Some bellend on holloway road around 6:45 last night in hi-vis, a helmet and a face mask on a bianchi jumping the lights and then slaloming invisible cones while turning right. Makes me wonder why he'd bother with "safety gear" if he's going to ride like such a prick.

An interesting story here http://www.harringayonline.com/forum/topics/story-of-a-local-bike-crash