Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

No such thing as blood alcohol being too high.

Not true. Too much blood makes my beer taste funny.

dont darken the forum, no bananas here for you,

It shows our mastery of English grammar, spelling and punctuation.

also im foreign and dyslexic, so i dun get a little star

I'm dyslexic, i don't want no forriners coming here and taking my star.

oh, I have a star already.

Hand it back.

I think I got my star for buying a tshirt.

#serious

I got mine for covert ops.

Too many sheriffs in this town.

I made mine from Lego

I made mine from mega bloks.

Construx

Fashioned from twigs and moss that I found at the riverside near my holt.

I don't have one on account of religious beliefs.

I don't have one on account of religious beliefs.

This is what I told the tv license people

I think I got my star for buying a tshirt.

#serious

I got mine for covert ops.

Cover tops?

I put mine somewhere safe.

As I stood sorting the load in my bag, ready to put over my shoulder for the pedal home I heard a muffled cocophony of expletives and the banging of some sort from just down the road....... I'm stood on the pavement by Angel bus stop, eastbound traffic side.
I look up wondering what goes on. A bus trying to pull into the bus stop, yet obstructed by scruffy fluro wearing unshaven type with wild hair protruding from under a beanie that probably stank of wee, amongst other things...... Said fool is beating the side of the bus, while actively trying to undertake said bus - When I clocked him he was just behind the back wheel, yet kept going so much so that bus driver had to actively swerve right to not knock said fool off........ Congrats to the driver for avoiding a mess, almost a neg for not doing the gene pool a favour!

I could ask why people seem to think it's perfectly okay to undertake a bus when it's actively in a bus stop zone, no level of reply will truly answer this inept, dullard view of 'I is bikist innit'........ please gene pool, swallow these fools up - fast!

do you need bananas in your nature? id like to see that

couldnt find one holding a banana but u get the idea

Can someone explain this to me please?

partly me being bored at work, you can ignore me

it's an orangutang on a bike innit...

Freewheel I reckon... Probably on his way to polo.

Noo, fixed, 4 opposable thumbs innit...... Mad Keirin skillz!

Should go brakeless then.

Does it not make any sense, or is it just me?