Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

Well, we aren't getting any younger. You should see my dad excuse of a trackstand these days.

OG fist bump.

Where in the lakes are you?

I change into N1derful daily ;)

I mean just get a unicycle already, sheesh.

@peterwalker99 Bike etiquette: noting, calmly, 'You cycle like a bit of a dick,' to man who's tried to push past non-gap on packed bike lane: too brusque?

Link to Tweet: https://twitter.com/peterwalker99/status/806210718643159040

Am I a dick in that I want to tell people who rock a white light on the back, a red light up front, or even both that they're getting it all a bit wrong?

I went by a guy today holding his phone on torch mode and alternating it back to front in lieu of actual proper lights.

Worked well. I commended him on the effort.

What's worse is when they have their nav lights reversed. Green is for starboard, not port!

Posting on boating forums and this forum can get confusing, right?

right?

You mean starboard?

It's an easy mistake to make, no need to be so stern.

Posting on this forum isn't always plain sailing, it stems from the fact that most of us are out at sea on most things most of the time.

Seems like someone has dropped anchor and a tide of nautical puns is on the way.

They'll be here in a splice. We should brace our selves. These things seem to happen schooner and schooner on every thread. It's a yacht to take really.

This has been taken too spar already.

I was actually referring to nav light on planes. This place flew off in the wrong direction as usual.

Still, you got thrust of it. No need to get in a flap. We could just ditch the whole thing.

get in the sea.

Seamen.

You had to fucking ruin it didn't you? Cuntbunch.

Cuntbunch

Wasn't that the name of Harrison Ford's character in the one where they shoot the mutants with the lazer swords in space?

Aliens?

Knifesprinter.

I think it's called Galactic Disagreement

Galactic Disagreement

Stargument

Some dickweed sitting on his tri bars up Kentish Town high street in heavy traffic. Good luck.

A couple of cyclists blasting down Park Street in Brissle, one on an MTB and pulling a wheelie. Was impressive until he decided it was a good idea to undertake a car at the bottom while still in a wheelie, lost it a bit and came out of the wheelie swerving right in front of the car while he he tried regain control. Which he did but still.

He mate on a vintage steel roadbike followed him in undertaking the car. Also right near a very busy ped crossing.

Meh. Sounds awesome.