Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

I know this is going to make me sound a massive cnut but...

It really, really doesn't.

I've got no time for CCs riding in maurading bunches, barking things and generally being all 'club', I really haven't.

It's like seeing a bunch of drunken twonks on a stag, makes me embarrassed to be near them and also a cyclist/male.

I'm going to register a new club with BC and get a top and socks and everything and call it Groucho CC. And no-one may join.

Can I join?

^cnut

Yes. Membership £2.5k. No rides or events or website. Free armwarmers.

My arms are already too warm, out.

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northamptonchron.co.uk/news/c­rime/armed-cyclists-rob-man-walking-to-w­ork-in-northampton-1-7145517

The comments say, hai:

"Cyclists! They start by riding through red lights. Now they are going round in armed gangs robbing people. No doubt the Chron & Echo will be running a Trump style campaign to stop them coming into the country."

When's your first race?

Wait, there's racing?

I ride with Penge CC not today mind, very unlikely we would have 30 riders out in one group think the biggest group we had out today was 18 and that was over to Eynsford. I've had a google of Chesham Court Rd for Kent but could find it. I know groups were out to Knatts Valley, Toys and Eynsford.

I'll pass this message on to the club secretary.

@Skülly .CC sounds right up my street. As long as i never have to ride with you - you sound like a right cunt. I'll have the armwarmers tho. Ta.

Thank you and sorry, but they were a liability to themselves and everyone else today, and like i said, are generally pretty shite.

Got the road name wrong, but it was the B269 (just checked) heading home to London.

Do you know roughly what time this was? Thanks

Strava flyby should tell you exactly who they were too.

Very roughly 11-11.30

You can be club secretary. The secret is that we're all cunts.

Perfect (you prick). First club run starts with us swapping a punch in the face

Cunt club? I'll be club president for life. I hope the club kit is suitably exclusive, cunt club capes?

Oh, there'll be capes. But no club runs, unless you count nominating someone to go and buy some of those Jacobs chocolatey biccy things. I like orange.

Fuck club runs, all you'd need to add would be club swims and it'd be a triathlon club. And no one likes a triathlete.

I had club runs after them.

Kuato?
And the Rep keeps on coming.

I have no idea what you two are on about.

Maybe I just need to open my mind ...

^ you're as useless as a third tit on a prostitute.

Let's start Deliveroo for snacks. Huge market of people too couch-locked to get outside but in need of munchies.

Niche market...

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