Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

Agreed, I nearly got totalled this morning there too.

I was overtaking a big lad on a mountain bike when he decided to give it the beans and swerve out in the middle of the road without so much as a glance over the shoulder or a indication or owt.
He wasn't over taking, dodging a pot hole or anything like that.

It probably didn't help that without thinking, my vocal reaction went along the lines
"woah, hold your line bitch" - agreed, the bitch bit was completely uncalled for.

His reply?
"are you stupid...? You could tell I was going to do that!"

No.
No i couldn't.

^ precognition is a requirement for cycling in SE postcodes. he made the reasonable assumption that you have the required psychic abilities.
or he's a cock.

my vocal reaction went along the lines
"woah, hold your line bitch" - agreed, the bitch bit was completely uncalled for.

Haha!

"hold your line, motherfucker" was clearly what should have been used in this situation. Repent sinner!

Lady had a go at me on Sunday, for slowing down for a red light causing her to almost go into the back of me.

I prefer to substitute words like 'motherfucker' 'bitch' 'wanker' and 'cunt' with 'sweetheart'.
Tends to throw people a bit. It's a harder insult to shake off.

i like the use of 'sir'...

...before i then tell them to fuck off.

I tend to swing between the disproportionately rude and offensive (see above), or sarcasm.

But I gave up on sarcasm;
Saying, "oh yeah, really nice move there mate. I particularly liked the bit when you didn't indicate and nearly hit me" doesn't hold the necessary impact and gravitas when traveling at 20 odd mph.

I tend to swing between the disproportionately rude and offensive (see above), or sarcasm.

But I gave up on sarcasm;
Saying, "oh yeah, really nice move there mate. I particularly liked the bit when you didn't indicate and nearly hit me" doesn't hold the necessary impact and gravitas when traveling at 20 odd mph.

Aye. That's why 'nice move, sweetheart' works well.
Can swap it out with darling, honeycakes, glittertits etc.

I prefer to substitute words like 'motherfucker' 'bitch' 'wanker' and 'cunt' with 'sweetheart'.
Tends to throw people a bit. It's a harder insult to shake off.

That's because it's not an insult. You might get a lovely gentleman to follow you home with that, sweetheart.

That's because it's not an insult. You might get a lovely gentleman to follow you home with that, sweetheart.

haha

when traveling at 20 odd mph.

"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtttttttt"

Works well at those speeds

wan'aaaar

none of the above are the correct response.
you should be travelling so much faster than the offender-nodder that he wouldn't hear your retort, even if you condescended to voice one.
sir.

I prefer to substitute words like 'motherfucker' 'bitch' 'wanker' and 'cunt' with 'sweetheart'.
Tends to throw people a bit. It's a harder insult to shake off.

I am trying this tonight!

I had an amusing episode where a complete tool decided to undertake me on the apex of a left turn on the Mall bike path recently.

I asked him what the fuck he thought he was doing?

The guy then erupted into some kind of kiddy fit (this is a grown man) and went apeshit.

I told him to calm down and he got off his bike in the middle of the road and just started walking off in a huff... W.A.C.

Made me laugh...

I fucking hate it when people undertake me. Its only happened 3 times, but I've picked up people every single time...I may, in hindsight, been a tad harsh on a girl once, which did make me feel like a bit of a cunt... live and learn...

ha! glittertits ...im using that!, shame its not so offensive, glittercunt doesn't have the same ring to it

thundercunt?

glittertits

Ahahahahahah. Going to use that one if I may 'sir' ;)

thundercunt?

Cock-guzzling thunder-cunt is the full term I believe

Chasm-cunt.

^what happened to "cuntard"?

he goes by dancing james again now i think

I blame this forum for my less than witty retort this morning "refuck" when retard and fucktard wont do.

Ha! Thundercunt's going on the list. Cheers for that Alkali.