Annoying customers

No, it hasn't. Really annoying situation... It is coming from fucking Derbyshire!!! Not Alabama!
The other package though, has arrived. The one from the nice people, that answered me the phone yesterday
and showed concern for my (+10 days) missing parcel.
Don't think I'll be using any customer services for a while though either.... I rather wait quiet, other wise
there's shirley a shitstorm coming.

I keep hearing in my head that f+cker yesterday: *" Zomg! you are being so rude, ..., I've never been spoken like that before... so rude..." *
Me: " Mate, what r u on about, I asked you a question, you are ignoring my question... besides, you're shouting on the phone!"
Cnut: " Where are you from originally?"
Moi: "...what difference does it make? Where's my parcel, please?"
F+cker: "...I'm half italian, I've never been spoken to like this, you are so rude..."
Me: Getting desperate "Seriously, what kind of customer service is this? you've been on the phone for over 3 min calling me rude, when all I need is to know where my stem is. I made a purchase from your business, I paid money for a service that hasn't been completed... you haven't even asked my invoice..blah, blah, blah...."
Cnut: " If you stop talking maybe I can talk, but you're being so rude I doubt you'll ever shut up..."
Me: " Wow, aren't you twat!?"
Twat: " And you're rude"
Me: " Bye..............................cu.......nt"
Cnut:"rude...."

I'm not proud of myself.... caught off guard, clearly by someone not interested in helping customers.
Dark day yesterday.
I was contacted later yesterday by the same shop in a very polite manner, no hard feelings... still.

I blame Jonnyrau for making me less friendly : (

I bet his mate is saying the exact same thing

+1

Ha!.... Of course, that's what I thought.
It was such a messy 'conversation' at some point, that both of us would think we were being
attacked.
Difference is that he's running a business, and he started the verbal abuse towards me...

It was the easy sort of skid where you move your weight forward
Edward 'The' Scoble

Cnut: " Where are you from originally?"
Moi: "...what difference does it make? Where's my parcel, please?"
F+cker: ".*..I'm half italian, *"

This explains a lot.

Both Latin hot heads...

Still no sign of this package?

No love for me... : (

Derbyshire >> London = 3 weeks shipping, sterling job.

I feel you have the right to call again. be calm. Don't call anyone a cunt. Imply they are cunts.

Only satisfying if they correctly infer that you're implying they're a cunt.

Route One is best option:

"Hello? I want to speak to the cunt I spoke to yesterday".

Only satisfying if they correctly infer that you're implying they're a cunt.

Absolutely.

Route One is best option:

"Hello? I want to speak to the cunt I spoke to yesterday".

Absolutely.

Might have to do this actually... still nothing for me.
Just for the record, I didn't start by calling anyone a cunt, the cunt I called
cunt was acting like one, and giving me shit on top.
Besides, there's no way, being him again on the phone, that he won't find out
it's me again. After the phone call I emailed them and they replied, politely.
Decisions, decisions...