Today I...

Today I found out what some lude sexual acts are:

Walrusing
The Spiderman
Tarmacing

They are fuckin rank!

Spiderman !

Yeah, just before you cum you pull out, catch it a cupped hand, call her (or his!) name and as she looks up fling it in her face webslinging stylee!

Sick!

I'm guessing that has to be saved for a one night stand, no way would that be a good start to a long term, serious relationship :D

Out of curiosity - Walrusing?

Walrusing: another pull-out technique

During a spot of the old face fucking, as the load is being spilt pull out and belt the girl across the cheeks to make the jizz pour from both sides of her mouth... Nice!

Obvious like Walrus teeth!

You out tonight Lee?

The worst thing about this thread is that I knew two of them without looking them up. I'm pleased to now know all three. The internet is a terrible place.

PUP I hate to think what you google search history looks like.

Tisnt the internet that fuels me, tis the inbreds I work with.

Sorry can't tonight - was looking forward to a ride out, only to be told I'm off to spend tonight and tomorrow in Southwold with other halfs friends... going to see how many X5's and A4's I can spot.

Stretched my flesh tunnels (ears) to 14mm.

Today I got up at 6am, ate a gargantuan breakfast, rode 75km of Chianti's most amazing roads, fixed two tubular punctures, had my leg cut my a sharp gear cable, finished the race, got straight in a van and checked in at Florence airport in muddy Lycra, a race number and comedy moustache.

Yet to shower and am at Heathrow facing a six hour coach ride home.

Hope you had an awesome time mate, when's the write-up?

Today I...

... Saw this totally awesome short sleeve jersey:

actually I saw the original design on a tshirt a month or two ago, but spotted this on Prollys bLog!

Nice pissed. Got a link for that?
Today I worked pretty much all day, whilst wishing that my knee was better so I could at least enjoy the ride to and from work.

wishing that my knee was better so I could at least enjoy the ride to and from work.

Or a ride with us @ some point!?

Hahahahaha, the jersey is available from the Dodici Cicli webshop.... They also do a tshirt as well. Was gutted they didn't have it in a medium!

wishing that my knee was better so I could at least enjoy the ride to and from work.

Or a ride with us @ some point!?

Hahahahaha, the jersey is available from the Dodici Cicli webshop.... They also do a tshirt as well. Was gutted they didn't have it in a medium!

Nearly got run over by Prezet...

i know this is the norwhich thread an that... but DAMN that is one fucking cool jersey

Today I was overtaken by a van and pulled out behind him to slipstream, giving it a bit of welly. Then my chain snapped and I nearly flipped over the handlebars.

Had to walk home in my Sidis.Clip-clop. Clip-clop.

Bad times Sparks..

Far to walk?

Nearly got run over by Prezet...

I nearly hit you too, bloody peds all over the road!

Had to walk home in my Sidis.Clip-clop. Clip-clop.

They have recessed cleats right? Could have been worse.

Hehehehehe, I had been drinking with my familly. Was just telling my uncle about riding brakeless...

oh and Sparky... Was this you:

SEABASE 83 MOTORPACE on Vimeo

Yup. Brilliant video.