Shit Josh says

I love josh... Funny man. Though he does seem to dream a lot about the people on this forum...

I blow backed with a girl once

How old are you? Have you had babies?

I liked them, bu t I have a kind of fear of horses

I live with him, this is nothing. Updates soon.

Yes! Insider info.

Epic thread awaits.

Have you guys questioned the sizing of his new jeggins?

You mean before or after questioning a man owning a pair of jeggins in the first place?

Apparently the poor soul is in the process of buying bib-shorts.

I haven't seen mini-shrek for ages, I miss him so...

I miss Monday pub nights withthe little tyke

'Velib - Physicist, philosopher, moron and a downright funny many to be around'

I recently compared Josh to someone but for the life of me I can't remember who or why, but I seem to remember drunkenly weeping with laughter with serveral others about it. Need new brain.

Ed Scoble?

I was going for a shower this morning so I walked out of my room naked but my landlord was standing there with some random person so I went back to bed

you dont need gas to wank

josh - i was having a wank at uni the other day and just as i was climaxing somebody walked into the toilet

me - you know you cant just do that!?!

josh - when you need to wank you need to wank

To some girl at The Roebuck:

"It's not normally this floppy!"

Something last night about his dad fingering his mum, very bizarre I must say.

I just got my arse slapped...by that guy

In reference to his mum not being a square at high school: "You don't get voted 'best legs' without giving out a few blow-jobs"

I want to see the Josh vs Max Kwon Do off. The two of them locked in a room with a some lukewarm tramp beers and some commercial grade weed.

It would be like the poor mans Derek and Clive, but unintentionally humorous.

I reckon they'd just make out.

^ who gets to be on top?

spooning whilst on their sides, or would max stand up and try to spin josh around like a windmill?