Shit Josh says

We have a scobolisms thread so I think it only appropriate to have one for all the shit Josh (aka velolibre) comes out with.

Here's one from this afternoon at Lmnh
If a woman has a huge clitoris it's probably a penis

'that girl from LMNH- the french one- she looks french at least- kinda grumpy'
or words to that effect.
Josh really lives up to his EdFauxble title.
though more about girls, then about bikes.

...the shit Josh (aka velolibre)....a penis

Ahhhhhhhhhh. Makes sense now. Cheers. ;)

When asked which girl he was talking about who looks French. His response "the French looking one"

Mick: I love kylie and dani minogue
Josh: urggh you incestuous bastard!

How would you touch up a spider? With tweezers?

"hummm, are you single?"

Sounds like a charmer

apparently I'm a dead ringer for Ian Hislop. It's the laugh, so he says.

I <3 Josh...

Had a funny conversation at Souths the other day about "magic sauce", granted it was a joint effort by the "juvenile table"..

" ... "

Last night at SE.

also:

i have no recollection of going home.
i have heard him say that on atleast two separate occasions..

We have a scobolisms thread so I think it only appropriate to have one for all the shit Josh (aka velolibre) comes out with.

Here's one from this afternoon at Lmnh
If a woman has a huge clitoris it's probably a penis

Josh is also known in some circles (mainly jenny j's and mine) as ed fauxble due to the similarities.

that is all.

Upon arriving at look mum:
I just rode into a post...
I didn't mean to

sitting opposite me at souths the other week

'I nearly threw up then'
me: why?
'dunno, just had that feeling'

"I had a dream about you last night, but it wasn't gay like that"

to which i replied "so you dreamed you were a girl and i was fucking you?"

I'm disappointed with the lack of updates today

outside lmnh josh is pouring water on his grips...

me: josh what are you doing?
him: i'm washing the salt off my bars because when they get wet they get really slippery.
me: what the hell are you talking about, they're wet now!

Upon arriving at look mum:
I just rode into a post...
I didn't mean to

I loved this one, man I love that guy.

Shit josh says
a review by CliveO

"wisdom through stupidity"

genius...

also, inb4 joe smith and his pirate dream which was the same time as james.

Comes into LMNH today and says: "I was coming through some alleyway in the city and I came across some underwear"