2010-08-03 - North Drinks Second Birthday and Death TT

I might head over after work. I'm brakless though, so no TT for me.

PhotoBen was brakless last year so there's your target time.

Did I also mention my complete disregard for personal safety? This will not end well.

To be fair, the most dangerous place to be tonight will be sat somewhere between pink, killa and Leo as they eat pizza! Keep all trailing limbs tucked firmly in if you find yourself it this harrowing position.

Will there be cake/ Will cake be there?

Yep.

bring me a scotch egg!

the meat version or none meat version?

The call of the North is too strong. How late will this be going on til tonight? If I can still pedal straight[ish] when I'm done at engagement #1 I'm totally heading up. Probs be about half 9/10ish – too late for the TT, in time for pizza?

too late for tt i should think but deffo in time for pizza!

Sod the pizza it's all about the Beer, Cigars and Moonlight.

Sod the pizza it's all about the Beer, Cigars and eating a scotch egg in the Moonlight.

Fixed.

Sod the pizza it's all about the Beer, Cigars and Moonlight.

Dickis collection service could come in useful to ferry pizza up from papa dels. Or offer josh a couple of quid, if he's around.

Dickis collection service could come in useful to ferry pizza up from papa dels. Or offer josh a couple of quid, if he's around.

The deal is only eat in though!

Shame - Ben has just bought a Trike with a rack on the back

There is a better pizza place cheap and there's deals for multiple purchases that would deliver but im sure the flask would be pissed if suddenly a dozen or so pizza's arrived.

Im sure we could sort something with them, we are pretty much their only source of income. Why else could they only afford to hire incompetent french waitresses?
*Edit: JD is right, hadnt thought about that

Go in, order loads of pizza and pay upfront. Take a nibble out of each then feign illness and ask for them to be boxed up. Leave premises and twat it up the hill with pizza for the 'eat off'. Simple.

Alternatively, stay at the Flask for an extra pint or two.

How many pizza's can one person carry though? Just for those competing to eat enough to feel very ill will be a struggle let alone for the rest of us...
Just read the tags, so tempted to get some WSH on the way home for the TT now. As long as i'm not buying leo a fish supper i'll be happy with my time.

should we call ahead at papa dels and tell them all those cyclists are gonna come and eat three pizzas each so be warned and have lots of chili oil ready

They need some kind of warning

Chilli Oil and Garlic Oil - mmmmmmm

Alternatively, stay at the Flask for an extra pint or two.

this.

It's all about the pizza before the epic ride home

Papa Del's TT. Flask -> Pizza -> order and scoff -> Flask. Fastest time gets free pizza.

Papa Del's TT. Flask -> Pizza -> order and scoff -> Flask. Fastest time gets free pizza.

that TT depends on how useless this weeks waitress is. i reckon we should add a clause though - you must nick a cookie in order to qualify for victory

its got to be lots of cider/beer followed by 3 pizzas and a cookie. Followed by vomiting at every bump you hit in the road.