Moderators (requests and notices)

If 'porn' is the answer, then why doesn't every thread end in 'porn'?

Don't see the point. A banana isn't a phallic yellow fruit to everyone - I suspect most people would actually search for 'banana'.

Still missing the point...

But, if there was a repeated pattern of searches that showed that people were searching for the grammar thread with an exact phrase that ended in the word 'innit', then yes I'd probably change it.

It depends on how you, the public, the users, search for things.

You guys, (perhaps not you specifically, but in general), shape the thread titles by how you collectively use the search mechanism on the site to find things.

You see?

Enough people actually are searching for the exact phrase "food porn" that it comes up in the zero results stats that I go change a thread title.

It means that this IS how people are searching. Whether or not you, I, or anyone else thinks that they should search that way.

Excuse if a silly question - but how would you know if given a repeated pattern of searches with the word 'innit', that they were looking for the grammar thread?

For the word 'innit' alone, I wouldn't know, and wouldn't do anything.

But in the example I gave, if they searched for a phrase which clearly meant that they were aiming at the grammar thread, then yup, I'd change it.

Are there not bots hunting down porn and boosting the search results? Or is everyone that desperate?

Bots aren't counted in the stats.

And I don't think people are searching for pornography, in the same way that people aren't searching for pornography in bike porn, it's become a synonym for beautiful bikes, and I can only assume that people who use the phrase "food porn" think it's a synonym for posh food.

Trying to explain feels very circular... going to go back to my vagrant scripts as my MySQL one is broken.

Heh, it's my thread and I quite like the 'porn' sobriquet. But I just fucking love porn, in general.

^^ Maybe they are actually looking for food porn, as opposed to orgasmic food.

Enough for now or we'll become popcorn.

Oi ... I was the one who told you to set it up!!!

We need a sobriquet thread. Or a "Sobriquet / So Brick It / Ovver Name" thread in Velocio's world.

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^^ Maybe they are actually looking for food porn, as opposed to orgasmic food.

I don't know which is which now.

^ From the Epic WTF thread:

https://vimeo.com/36654579

^ And by that rationale, probably not the sort of thing you want your colleagues seeing unless they really 'get' you.

Enough for now or we'll become pop porn.

Fixed. Too easy. :)

^^ Maybe they are actually looking for food porn, as opposed to orgasmic food.

Enough for now or we'll become popcorn.

All I said was that the food was so good it made my balls tingle...

Just sent a PM re urgently needed deletions.

Ta.

Velocio, my thread is not going so well, I don't know why, maybe because there are not animal lovers in here, or maybe because the title is wrong, so can you please change it with "Animal of the day" or maybe "Animal porn", I dunno which one will work better, please decide for me and change it, even because the title it's not mine.

Thanks

How about calling it Vittoria Randoneurs?

Look At That Fucking Animal

Velocio, my thread is not going so well, I don't know why, maybe because there are not animal lovers in here, or maybe because the title is wrong, so can you please change it with "Animal of the day" or maybe "Animal porn", I dunno which one will work better, please decide for me and change it, even because the title it's not mine.

Thanks

As I advised someone who recently wanted a few threads stickied... maybe people just aren't interested?

The difference between requesting it and logs showing it is that 1 has proof of interest (people were searching).

Ok:(

Anyway, I will try in the future to bump by myself and wait, then if it still won't work I will be back with the request of a most sparkling title.

Even because i saw almost everything been sold in here that I can't believe animals is not in the interest of anyone, ffs!

but who searches food porn???

The Japanese, ofc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPiQcIxjZTA

Look At That Fucking Animal

This^

As I advised someone who recently wanted a few threads stickied... maybe people just aren't interested?

The difference between requesting it and logs showing it is that 1 has proof of interest (people were searching).

Cold.

http://www.lfgss.com/thread79856.html , also listing on ebay

Is Lorst the same as Jimjamosullivan?

This is not a particularly sensitive 'Rider Down' thread, but perhaps it would make sense to move the posts from this one onwards to this thread.

As I advised someone who recently wanted a few threads stickied... maybe people just aren't interested?

East Drinks thread right there.

Ouch