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Jeez reminds me of a friend if mine who has mild OCD. Except less fun to talk to.

Jeez has been banned for 7 days for trolling

Oh thank Fuck

I know, I wonder how many sighs of relief have been exhaled in front of LFGSS in the last 16 hours.

I think a script should be enacted that changes every slightly offensive word to "jeez" on the first day of every month.

I'll get on this tonight

Knocked this up this morning.

Copy and paste this into a new Tamper Monkey script.
Should be self explanatory. It will replace sensitive words with 'jeez' on x day of month or everyday if replace is true.

Hope it helps

[code]
// ==UserScript==
// @author mikec
// @name replace with jeez
// @namespace lfgss.com
// @description A Jeez friendly view of LFGSS
// @include http://www.lfgss.com/*
// @version 1
// @require http://code.jquery.com/jquery-2.1.1.min.js
// ==/UserScript==

/**

• Extend list below depending on your sensitivities
  */
  var problemWords = new Array( "Belm", "Cunt", "Idiot");
  var replace = true; //switch to false to only activate on x day of month
  var day = new Date().getDate();
  var x = 1; //day of month to activate the jeezer
  
  

if( replace == true || day === x ) {

$( ".postbody" ).each(function( index, belm ) {     
    var probWordsExpr = problemWords.join('|');        
    $(belm).html(function () {
      var pattern = new RegExp('\\b(' + probWordsExpr + ')\\b', 'gi');
      return $(this).html().replace(pattern, "jeez"); 
    }); 

});

}

[/code]

Awesome!

mikec - computer whisperer

Just eating a jeez sandwich

Its all fun and games until people accidently order Jeeze stickers.

Its all fun and games until Jeez.
Fixed that for you there.

What would Jeez do? stickers ordered...

Dibs.

Thank fuck he's gone...

Jeez saves!
#etc

I thought he was alright actually.

But my opinion counts for very little.

Jeez saves!
#etc

But Moses gets the rebound!

"Jeez is just for Christmas"

If you are one of those delicate flowers who objects to the n-word then you are either thick or a hypocrite.

Can you explain to me why this form of abuse (the word I mentioned before) is acceptable on here whereas other words relating to disability and race and sex are not?

Someone has got banned today for being disrespectful towards women (rightly so) yet the mods ignore the use of a word no different from spack or spacko or joey or any number of other words that all but the lowest form of scum grew out of when they were 10.

Is "cunt" an acceptable word? If you have no further objections, I'd like to ask you to stop being a tedious cunt, please.

I thought he was alright actually.

But my opinion counts for very little.

Cuz he's a Hammer... That's all there is to it, admit it...

I thought he was alright actually.

+1.

Though he did once insult my sister (who he's never met) which left me fuming for weeks. Not everything he says is rubbish, but when it comes to communication and diplomacy he is amazingly inept.

The Jeez hate bandwagoning is a bit cheap and easy.

like your sister?

oh not you again.

he's a tedious, pompous pub bore who relies on sophistry to portray himself as some sort of moral crusader, meanwhile back at the dojo all he's really interested in is convincing himself (and others) of his own superiority. presumably this pattern of behavior compensates for inadequecies in his non on-here existence, i doubt anyone cares.

As for the 'he's a lot nicer in person' apologists - fuck that. all that proves is he's inconsistent. If you're a cunt on here, you really should be a cunt elsewhere. failure to do so just makes you dishonest.

A cunt is a beautiful thing.

Besides, where I'm from it's a term of endearment,

Cuz he's a Hammer... That's all there is to it, admit it...

Seriously - he turned up at one of the football rides (remember those!) and was as good as gold.

presumably this pattern of behavior compensates for inadequecies in his non on-here existence, i doubt anyone cares.

Nasty, personal, childish and unhelpful.