I am going to be a daddy!

Yay! congrats mashers, so that's what the saddlebag is for!
xx

Brilliant news. The first twenty years are the toughest but it is all down hill after that.

Congratulations!

Great news, Matt!

Congrats Matt!!

Good job Matthew.

I'm surprised as when I look at you all I see is Jaffa

Thanks dov. You are cunt gent.

woot, big man! you and mouse can have matching rapha buggys

Congratulations.

Bit of an excessive way of going about it but you've got next years TNRC excuses in the bag, and I suppose there'll be a few trips to IKEA to make.

@Stelle, yeah I know, I'm living the dream eh? Nick is really chuffed about the film deal, and I am pretty excited about it too. I hope it will be on at the Ritzy and we can get a forum outing together, maybe? Did you and Matt enjoy Paris?

Yes, Paris was ace. Apparently we're going every year now (I've unleashed something and there's no going back)
Oh, I do hope ze filum is on at the Ritzy, that would be super awesome, I cannae wait to see it again!

Nice one Tori and Matt, best of luck.

my 2p: have a holiday NOW. You won't have a holiday where you aren't more completely exhausted by the end of it, than when you went away, for some years to come. Work actually becomes a nice rest. No one tells you this when you apply for a baby at the Ministry of Sexytime.

^^ all true fax ^^

I will call you Daddy from now on.

Apply for a baby at the Ministry of Sexytime.

:)

Well done to you and your ladyfriend. Super news.

Well, at least you've got the hard part out of the way- well done to both of you.

Nice one Tori and Matt, best of luck.

my 2p: have a holiday NOW. You won't have a holiday where you aren't more completely exhausted by the end of it, than when you went away, for some years to come. Work actually becomes a nice rest. No one tells you this when you apply for a baby at the Ministry of Sexytime.

Luckily, we are off to Tuscany for two weeks, a week on Friday. Just gonna read, swim, cook, eat and not drink. Should be nice.

I will call you Daddy from now on.

No problem, sweetie-pie.

Brilliant stuff Mashton, congratulations !!!

I am glad there are people like you adding to the gene pool, but that's just the eugenicist in me talking.

Imagine the fun you're going to have painting all those little toe nails pretty colours! Girls gonna love her hip dad.

Congrats.

Imagine the fun you're going to have painting all those little toe nails pretty colours! Girls gonna love her hip dad.

Congrats.

Hell Yeah, she is gonna have the coolest nails in the nursery.

the Ministry of Sexytime.

Where do they advertise jobs at this place?

Congratulations!

Where do they advertise jobs at this place?

Head hunting only. Yeeeeah babbbyyyyy!

From Jelly Babies to Real Babies.
Get the F*ck in !
...and seeing as how you've done that...; )
Congratulations to you both
x

Where do they advertise jobs at this place?

At the Blowjob centre?