2011-07-16/17 Sat/Sun - Dunwich Dynamo DD19

Can't sleep as the kids are running around the house making dens and trying to nick my bonk sweets.

Bah, may as well run a hot bath to ease my old joints.

Your joints aren't as old as mine matey

bonk sweets.

jealous of you lot doing it. best of luck!

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Skullly, i got a spare package of sweet - will give that to you.

White Raleigh with grey spots, not sure between helmet or LFGSS cap, looking forward to seeing you guys soon

going to have to skip this. my bikes gears are fucked and skipping all over the shop. not risking a mid route failure at the wee hours of the morning

need to notify the powers that be but this means my coach spot should be up for grabs.

/gutted

fuck, chamois cream are COLD

Tramps beers, HB? You can get to Hackney.

So am I now buddy!!!

Fuckingshitcuntarseholeroadracermudguardpiecesofcrap!!!!

Ha!

fuck, chamois cream are COLD

Why you putting it on now??? 4 hours to go!!!

Pre ride wank. It's his ritual.

I'm leaving in 30 minutes to go to Roebuck, then straight to London field.

aim to leave at 8pm, good way to enjoy the daylight and not get wrecked by the time i pass the feeding station.

let's all be grateful some pre-ride rituals happen behind closed doors.

Leaving now, pick up Yas, head to the start.

Let's do this.

^couldn't find my gloves for yas btw, sorry for letting her down :(

let's all be grateful some pre-ride rituals happen behind closed doors.

Like James prancing around naked squealing about his new Hope light that match his jersey.

no Ed, she is having to administer chamois cream, with a happy finish

hmm minty assos wank

let's all be grateful some pre-ride rituals happen behind closed doors.

Like James prancing around naked squealing about his new Hope light that match his jersey.

was thinking more of pre-ride self-pleasuring rituals, but I suppose it amounts the to the same thing.

going to have to skip this. my bikes gears are fucked and skipping all over the shop. not risking a mid route failure at the wee hours of the morning

need to notify the powers that be but this means my coach spot should be up for grabs.

/gutted

Bad luck on the gears.

Come along on another bike! You must have a fixywixy?

was thinking more of pre-ride james-pleasuring rituals, but I suppose it amounts the to the same thing.
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Good luck everyone .

As some one whose only ever done the DD in the wet then can I strongly suggest you bring a spare pairs of socks to change into. Every thing else seems to dry out execpt your socks.

Wool is better than cotton and in terms of stuff carried less is more ; rely on Chap Nav and not GPS

Alex ,James and Ed is this the first time for you ? If so then have a great ride . The DD I enjoyed most of all was my first one in 98 ; it was then I discovered that cycling through N essex in the dark can be quite magical, especially the point @ N Weald when you finally hit the countryside and darkness.

If I am back from Sadlers Wells then I ll try and look out for you at the top of the Lea Bridge Rd.