I've never 'got'

Are you moving soon? If not just buy a new mattress, no?

natural harmonics

Aren't errant landlords liable to pay you back something like 3x the deposit amount as a fine if they don't do the escrow thing?

It's been the law for about 6 years.

6 months at least.
I'd have to keep his mattress and put it back if I do.
He shoulda provided me with one when I moved in.

This int my first rental, pretty sure it is his first let tho so I'm er, educating him....
It's all fine, under control.

@Jezston
yes.
yes they are.

Its leverage for if he tries to get weird when I leave.
But also, speculation. He might've done that but theres some v basic landlord stuff he dint (and doesn't) know or do.
This is the first time I've gone private and dealt with an LL directly.

Its uninteresting anyway

Tom Waits

Lou Reed

On stage, playing live in his muttery spoken word way he became unwatchable. Amazing music and lyrics though.

Star Wars

Tattoo conventions.

Conventional tattoos.

Tatooine conventions

Tentative covenants

Cos play conventions

+1. Worrying combination of creepy old men and sexualised, scantily clad teenagers.

Bob Dylan.

(Christmas album aside)

Fixed gear bikes

Why people in professional jobs don't use footers on their emails.

I don't want you to have my mobile number, soz

Social media

"fixie' forums

it's just a bicycle, what's to discuss? load of shit

Says @rpm with 22168 posts

stalker

it's just a bicycle, what's to discuss? load of shit

Well, don't start a discussion, then. :)

how dare you reply

Noob.

Gin and Tonic
Well, mainly tonic.
Unpleasant.