I've never 'got'

Goes without saying

I saw a postrr for some shit night the other day with some helmet DJ called Sam Supplier - the genre was 'Tech Bass'

Oh do fuck off!

y u no like Akira?

OK cool.

Totoro and Spirited Away and all that are shit. But Cities of Gold, Dogtanian and Eighty Days Around The World are skill as fuck.

You don't like Studio Ghibli?

Is it some sort of Maserati?

Also I have a massive been on my bonnet about a certain section of society who put so much store in having a flash Merc or BMW for appearances sake. They must be getting rinsed on payments but they have to have the car to look good.

There are people the level below me (and I'm not a particularly well paid grade) at work whinging about the all night parties and vandalism etc where they live, but driving to work in 5 series' n shit. The insurance premiums must be astronomical apart from anything.

The mind boggles.

I like all those things, it was just the first things my slightly tipsy head could think of from other cultures after Pisti's white people dancing to reggae comment slightly irked me.

Dub is one of the greatest musical forms ever devised by (wo)man, you've obvs got shit in your ears...

my slightly tipsy head

Yeah, right.

This. Just how many beach parties are there in the UK, as this now seems to be the biggest selling item ever.

I have an 07 model 5 series estate, it's the right age to have modern toys whilst being 10% of the cost of a new one.

My portable Bluetooth speaker is strapped to my carradice for Google maps voice navigation and music, when out in the countryside.

"Take the 3rd exit for IKEA Croydon."

Hey Shorty, it's ma birthday.

The old jokes really are the oldest.

I would rather go to an Ed Sheeran gig than a Dub Reggae night

Soz. I was waking up. The "humour" gene transcription mechanism relies on an easy unfunny repetitive binding protein to get it all going.

Expensive raw denim.

Basically you pay lots of money for a pair of jeans that aren't very comfortable and wear out quicker because they're so thick that rather than just wearing out overall and becoming more comfortable they specifically wear in a couple of really awkward places that are a fucker to repair rendering them inappropriate for any settings where having your balls on display isn't appreciated, all whilst looking totally fine over the remaining 98% of the jeans.

My dad always told me jeans are a waste of money, because the material rubs itself to pieces. Took my about 25 years to find out he was right, but I've got big thighs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uvIoHSiY7U

Did you order it?

Agreed. A poor man's Sweep. He was that show's Poochie; its Scrappy Doo.

Better leave a scathing review on Tripadvisor.

Game of Thones is wicked you spanners

Denimheads full stop. Just buy Levi's and stop trying to be hard.