I've never 'got'

F1 is great.

Mustard is greater; English and Dijon particularly. With steak and sausage sandwiches more particularly.

I don't get badly dubbed beauty product TV adverts. The actors speak out of synch, because that's not their voice. All this overdubbing. Generally it's hair products. They're hired for their 30 second 'acting ability', but not entrusted to speak with their own voices. I don't get that. I like to see the mouth movements match the words, in time.

The 'actor' or 'actress' probably doesn't speak English.

Either that or they are American, like the whole advert is, and British television certainly doesn't want to show that! ¬_¬

The Simpsons
Graham Linehan/Father Ted

You need your head seeing to, how can you not get father ted & the simpsons?

F1 is for retards

F1 was good when the cars looked like this:

And drivers like Senna would be sliding/twitching around the track on the brink of his own or somebody else death. F1 is dull as dishwater now, about as entertaining as watching a screensaver.

^^^Right. One in particular annoys me. Yank Dad goes for some job interviews, it's been a while. Nervous, he tries on some ties. Comes back after, says - 'I think I'm going to need...some new ties'. Success. Hug from adoring daughter. All down to anti-grey hair products, and dubbing. Moral - next job interview, throw your own voice.

^ That one drives me crazy. HATE IT!

To add to the twatty dad, the daughter is also a total annoying bint.

F1 is the equivalent of putting a bunch of beads on a string and watching them slide up and down as you lift one end of the thread after the other.

french mustard

colemans for the runny nose

french mustard is awesome, Smtihs are awesome, F1 is awesome

get a grip!

Watching fencing - I'm sure it's (probably) very enjoyable if you're taking part but what anyone gets out of watching it is beyond me.

Grandfather clock probably stoat weasel when I can coffee cup Mrs Robinson too much late night bingo breakout is where I mean.
It kinds like pop tart flamenco blanket when I could stop and hear why put pencil cracker?

hahaaahahaaaaaaaa I love this response! But yeah, I agree.

The Simpsons
The Wire

You need help mate

lol, yep.

F1 was good when the cars looked like this:

And drivers like Senna would be sliding/twitching around the track on the brink of his own or somebody else death. F1 is dull as dishwater now, about as entertaining as watching a screensaver.

Have a look at the picture and work out where the drivers feet are, then put together a little thought experiment where the car hits something head on at -say- 100 mph.

Mansell cannot wear normal shoes because his feet have been broken so many times, Jonny Herbert cannot run for the same reasons.

If they had raced modern F1 cars through their careers both of them would be able to a) go to Clarks with everyone else and b) run the marathon.

If for no other reason then F1 should be applauded for the safety advances they have made- these are cars that weigh approx 600kg with driver, yet can protect said driver in a negative 40G crash- that, to me, is pretty amazing.

I don't get badly dubbed beauty product TV adverts. The actors speak out of synch, because that's not their voice. All this overdubbing. Generally it's hair products. They're hired for their 30 second 'acting ability', but not entrusted to speak with their own voices. I don't get that. I like to see the mouth movements match the words, in time.

they are foreign adverts redubbed for broadcast different countries.

makes sense now, eh?

^^^Right. One in particular annoys me. Yank Dad goes for some job interviews, it's been a while. Nervous, he tries on some ties. Comes back after, says - 'I think I'm going to need...some new ties'. Success. Hug from adoring daughter. All down to anti-grey hair products, and dubbing. Moral - next job interview, throw your own voice.

A tip for you: get out a bit more ;)

The 'actor' or 'actress' probably doesn't speak English.

Either that or they are American, like the whole advert is, and British television certainly doesn't want to show that! ¬_¬

they are foreign adverts redubbed for broadcast different countries.

makes sense now, eh?

Errrrrrrrrr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Mother Fucker.. never eating this again ..why! WHY! do you think its a good idea to eat this shit when your pissed

haa ha ha ha

we made chili with that a couple of times.

On my flight back from SF we stopped at Dulles Airport and ate at the mexican place there, they had Dave's sauce, I forgot about the no hand to face action and spent the take off and taxi crying like a baby with bright red eyes and a runny nose.

it's really tasty stuff once you're past the fire in your mouth/face/nose/eventually arse.
not to mention gentlemen's sensitive parts if you forget and go for a piss.
fuck me.

once you're past the fire in your ... eventually arse.

I fking hate this part. Just had to say.

I want to know what kind of shoes nigel mansel does wear now.

Yet more shit.
Well done.

It the "I have never got" thread and people are having a go at me why I don't get something and I ain't interested.

innit......gets boring .

Piss off.

still want that Cinelli stem/ bar set up then? cheap to you.