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So good!

bet he landed in dogshit

^^Want!

What is it?

'Unpickable' bike lock. Might be unpickable, but it doesn't look particularly resistant to an angle grinder or car jack.

i'd just sit there playing with it

Does anybody even pick locks anymore?

how else do you decide which one to get?

sorry

^^^ There is a list for that ...

Does anybody even pick locks anymore?

Yup.

Hobby of mine.

#notaburglar

I used to go round picking family and friends' locks after getting a lock picking set from my brother for Christmas. My mum was not impressed.

It's a weird thing, but this is one of the few countries where lock picking equipment is not regulated. You would be worried if you knew how quickly I could get through your front door / through your D Lock.

What really is scary though is a newish skill-less entry technique known as 'lock snapping' that all the scrotes are learning. Got a protruding EuroLock on your front door? Go change it please.

^yes I know that one! needs locking pliers and off you go. My brother had a lease on a small hotel a few years back and all the doors where locked with no keys. I paid a locksmith £100 to open one of them and watched what he did from the side. Shook his hand and off he went. Then I copied the technique 30 more times :)

Bleurgh!

Womb face!

Snake venom + blood! Bleurgh again!

Clever, if not pointless?

Look like laser cut ply.

Snake venom + blood! Bleurgh again!

Black Pudding???

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