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Is that maybe why it fades out...?
So we don't see the snow turn red and his climbing mates sobbing hysterically into their radios trying to get help?

I'd say the dude rides the ice block down the mountain like that guy with the inflatable crocodile from that shit advert.

He's fine, apparently this is his story

paging Oliver...

Tl;dr--bloke climbs previously cracked ice column in March, as he reckons it's his last chance to do something like this that year; is worried about the condition of the ice all the way up; wants to set a last 'ice device' ("Eisgerät", probably some kind of hook) to climb over an overhanging 'ice balcony'; column ruptures; he miraculously survives almost uninjured except for a few bruises. Bloke publishes guide to ice climbing called 'Hot Ice'.

I would not by a guide to ice climbing from this man.

This thread needs more gorillas on bikes.

are these actually real gorillas riding bikes?

No, it's another primate.

Yes but the bikes are fake.

Tl;dr--bloke climbs previously cracked ice column in March, as he reckons it's his last chance to do something like this that year; is worried about the condition of the ice all the way up; wants to set a last 'ice device' ("Eisgerät", probably some kind of hook) to climb over an overhanging 'ice balcony'; column ruptures; he miraculously survives almost uninjured except for a few bruises. Bloke publishes guide to ice climbing called 'Hot Ice'.

you understand austrian?

It's easier than Australian.

I think that joke confirms his credentials as a German/Austrian speaker

after visiting my girlfirends family (she's austrian) I will challenge everyone daring to put a slash inbetween those two - I am fluent in german and did not understand a word there..

Tl;dr--bloke climbs previously cracked ice column in March, as he reckons it's his last chance to do something like this that year; is worried about the condition of the ice all the way up; wants to set a last 'ice device' ("Eisgerät", probably some kind of hook) to climb over an overhanging 'ice balcony'; column ruptures; he miraculously survives almost uninjured except for a few bruises. Bloke publishes guide to ice climbing called 'Hot Ice'.

tl;dr

^^^ We have a winner...
#moongif

Moon? That's no moon.

[/obiwan]

Not sure if to approve or disapprove...

not sure if trolling

Pretty sure nobody cares...

Not sure if to approve or disapprove...

Horatio's comment hanging like that airball.

Mainly failing... Like horatio...