Cake is in hospital

Shit, Cake!
Is this the season for collapsed lungs and broken collar bones?!

Get well soon and come to the Easts some time.

Pah...I hear Eddie Vedder did a Zidane on him for thinking he was Ben Harper.....

so i went to see j, he's his usual self...

I think that is Albert from the bed next door who keeps sticking his finger up his (Albert's) butt crack.

Pah...I hear Eddie Vedder did a Zidane on him for thinking he was Ben Harper.....

Reported.

Cheers for all the well wishes peeps.

Fuckin sore and still full of tubes. Been shipped to another ward and think I've been forgotten about. Fun times.

Apparently as I'm so athletic, recovery should be fine, although this happened as I'm so athletic.

Loada balls if you ask me.

good luck, jay.
heal soon buddy

Are you missing:

1. Albert?

2. The tiny head nurse with the lovely eyes?

Both obviously.

you're on the mend then :)

Always.

Gagging for a pint. Might knock the fags on the head.

And take up cigars.

Always.

Gagging for a pint. Might knock the fags on the head.

And take up cigars.

is there an echo in here?

As long as the nurse is fit*, stop complaining and eat your jelly.

• I hear the NHS only employs lookers.
  

Might knock the fags on the head.

reported for planning a hate crime.

(but yeah, quit. I haven't had one since I broke my clavicle, and that isn't even a lung related medical condition [although smoking apparently is bad for bones healing]. it did make it easier though).

Might knock the fags on the head.

And take up cigars.

Stick to a pipe at christmas.

Dropped in to see J on the way home from work. I think he'll live. Sounds a bit rough but not as bad as the fellow with dath vader breathing they wheeled in as I was leaving!

Thoughts are with you big guy...wishing you a swift recovery

Tall, skinny, young men.

I only score one out of four. Safe as fucking houses!

Heal up soon dude. Hope you're ok.

...not as bad as the fellow with dath vader breathing they wheeled in as I was leaving!

+1 He did not sound well.

according to the bloke who came to visit him, he sounded better than he did last time...
he looked a bit like an east london marlon brando (in the later years, obvs)

all the best j, nasty news. get well soon dude

Heal up big fella. Get em to wheel you up and down swains on saturday so you can heckle while being rigged up to an iv of disco.

Gagging for a pint. Might knock the fags on the head.

And take up cigars.

Glad to hear you're on the mend dude. Look forward to seeing the new healed up and off the fags J soon...

But seroiusly, giving up the fags (and gars prob) not a bad move.

Blimey J. Hope that lung re-inflates itself pronto. Awful shame you're missing Swaintoux. Think the only excuse I've got left is that me alarm won't go off. I'll sleep in hope.

Heal up asap!

fess up.. you is just taking it easy and wanted to chill with all the hot nurses. J, no one disputes you're a good looking athlete - but come on now, I need someone to cheer with me at the swaintou :)
heal the fuk up
(much love!)

Reported.

I'm not doing too bad, seen better days.

One collapsed lung. Lots of holes made in me. Currently have 2 tubes comin out my chest and on oxygen and painkillers which is nice.

Bit sore really. Only Coupla days hopefully.

Apparently this happens randomly to young fit skinny men randomly.

I chuckled too.

This happened to me last weekend. perfectly fine chilling at a show, in the hospital just over an hour later. hope your ok dude.

Did you get the armpit tubes or the chest ones?