Mummy, he's picking on me!

Thats a bit strong(mint)

But not pepperminted with expletives.

You never know when a pun thread will turn up.

That'll give him something to chew on.

You sucker!

Troll alert

Reported...

No worries, I'm all mouth, no trousers.

That's not a pun, Oliver.

I expected more from you.

The pun is hidden in the esoteric number code that you just haven't unravelled. Have yourself a big fat FAIL. :)

Oh... Okay.. Oh yeah... I see now... yeah.. Good one!

(like DJ's pants after a night of fisting, you're full of shit).

No pun :(

If people keep stitching each other up like this some sort of alteration will happen.

This thread was really sew-sew until post 682.

Oh button it, Ollie.

I thought it was rather patchy.

Oh button it, Ollie.

Stop needling me!

Unable to edit my posts so the typo had to stay.

So not really a grammar issue...ya twat.

So more of a fine motor skills/manual dexterity fail then, amoebaboy.

Stop needling me!

You keep zig-zagging around so people can't sticht you up.

You keep zig-zagging around so people can't sticht you up.

I just don't want them to pin stuff on me.

Has all of this been ironed out yet? No?

H - more potatoe chopping please.

I just don't want them to pin stuff on me.

it seams to be decending into another pun-off.

It seams as if this will run and run, it's really all a ladder flannel.

I just don't want them to pin stuff on me.

So stop having a yarn.

simultanapun.

It seams as if this will run and run, it's really all a ladder flannel.

haha! beat you to it!

that's what you get for hemming and hawing over what to type.

simultanapun.

well okay then we'll call it draw. although in a "dibs" situation i reckon i'd have had it all sewn up.

All this haberdashery over a couple of puns. Buckle up fellas and keep 'em coming.

I'd get involved, but I don't really have a vested interest in this thread.

well okay then we'll call it draw. although in a "dibs" situation i reckon i'd have had it all sewn up.

Yes, but I included five puns for the price of one. A plus-four if you want.

Neither do I, just here for the pun of it.