Mummy, he's picking on me!

Jeez, this thread is still going.

I am so bored of this.

This forum has turned into the DJ show, and its not a good one.

I am sure you will take this personally James, and i know that you do a lot for the forum, but the majority of your posts recently are calling someone a cunt, or complaining that someone has called you a cunt - the problem is that i am sure most of your posts arent of this nature, it just seems that way because you cant log on here without some soap opera episode revolving around you dominating proceedings.

I know there are others involved, but you seem to be the catalyst for it kicking off.

You need to stop being such a pomp-ass, because at the moment as soon as you get involved in a thread it turns into a shit storm. You complain about people having a go, yet when reading through stuff it seems like you goad the into it and bring it upon yourself as much as anything.

I have only met you once or twice, but the person you become on here does not seem to relate to the person in the real world.

Simply put

If I am not allowed to defend myself in any way on here against persistent very aggressive stalking attacks from the likes of Pip and Joe, and if I point out that is the reason for me having them on ignore it leads to my being banned then I do not wish to play the role of baited bear or badger.

So thank you for unbanning me but please reinstate it.

this is london my friend!

stop being a fucking girls blouse.

this is london my friend!

stop being a fucking girls blouse.

This should be on a t-shirt

With "I think DJ is a massive cunt" on the back?

This should be on a t-shirt

It should be on a blouse.

...and I would buy it and wear it.

I want this on a shirt:

jesus.... LFGSS blouse!

WANT!

That's a blousy idea.

mini-slain's coat should have read Supleme, otherwise, PERFECT! Well done ho-ratio.

Don't get shirty Oliver.

That idea gets me hot under the collar.

sleeve it out chaps

Unfortunately, I cannot take credit for the photoshopping. It was anonymously emailed to me.

:O

Uh-oh, do you think people have cottoned on that it's become a pun thread?

button it VB

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some of the points made have been im-material

That picture had me in stitched.

Did you photoshop that off the cuff?

button it VB

Zip it, Murts.

This thread is tailor-made for puns.

puns on cock

It is ok, it will all come out in the wash.

It seamstress has a big part to play in this hole sorry charade.