I bin Scobled!

Go Edward!!!

I like your sense of humour, Josh

Fuck me what a bizarre end to the day.

Did you pull?

That's it, start mocking me again :(

(no need for the Pm this time :)

;-)

You only used small words, so I understood this time.

It was all a dream.

0. Zombies or what to do in case we all become zombies

1. Building bikes
   
2. Changing tyres
   
3. Handlebars
   
4. Staying upright
   
5. MTB
   
6. Bike fitting
   
7. Trailers
   
8. Racks
   
9. Construction
   
10. Justin Bieber
    
11. saddles
    
12. Bioshock
    
13. Half Life 2
    
14. The Smiths
    
15. Photography
    
16. the english language
    
17. standard gauge railways (U.K.), their rolling stock, operating standards and infrastructure since nationalisation in 1947 and subsequent denationalisation in 1997
    
18. true track geometry (the one that started it all)
    
19. How magnets work
    
20. Dutch bikes
    
21. Condor
    
22. Tokyo Fixed Gear
    
23. Klunkers
    
24. Velo Orange
    
25. It's 'The English language', Murtle ;)
    
26. Period Builds
    
27. The missus
    
28. Cacti
    
29. On The Origin of the Species
    
30. The history of the London Underground
    
31. Onions & other root crops
    
32. Anne Summers
    
33. Inevitable punctures
    
34. Hiding a slash of Razzle
    
35. Ponchos
    
36. Wet weather survival
    
37. Shimano Di2
    
38. How to steer a whale with a toothpick.
    
39. Work boots and their illegal use by cyclists seeking a performance edge in the Tour de France.
    
40. Australia
    
41. Religion
    
42. 1950s Time Trials
    
43. Couriers' kneecaps
    
44. Domestic economy
    
45. Security procedures
    
46. Socio- and Psychological conditions behind the nature of Holland and Japan specific bicycle theft
    
47. What to do if you find bikes in a shed in a garden in a garden
    
48. Fixing wormholes in time and space
    
49. Facial Hair
    
50. Sit bones
    
51. Deodorant
    
52. Toe Overlap
    
53. Fluted seat tubes
    
54. Brakeless riding
    
55. Coaster brakes
    
56. Living
    
57. Toestraps
    
58. Hipsters
    
59. Grays Inn Road
    
60. Ayn Rand
    
61. Steel > Ti
    
62. Sea birds
    
63. Beaver cannibalism
    
64. Modern policing
    
65. Audax/Touring bikes with Mountain bike groupsets
    
66. Grammar
    
67. London rappers
    
68. Installing a fan on a Macbook™ is like changing a BB apparently
    
69. (<<<Ha!couldn't be better) Lots of Fun
    
70. Red Dead Redemption
    
71. Dangly bits
    
72. Starcraft 2 (provisionally)
    73. fat arms
    
73. Blacker than Wales.
    
74. Probocis (Monkeys)
    
75. Human thermoregulation
    
76. Helpful advice on where you can and can't lock your bike, somewhere in Europe.
    
77. Gender issues.
    
78. The average gear ratio of the entire forum.
    
79. granting wishes
    
80. Indoor Footwear
    
81. boiling an eggs
    
82. Spelling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .....epic.
    
83. Next Ice Age
    
84. racist!
    
85. Carrying heavy or bulky loads and the resultant effect on one's steering
    
86. Christmas Card Etiquette.
    88. On London vs. Scandinavian weather
    
87. Maggie McCann
    
88. maths and raisin
    
89. about baby makers at TL
    
90. absolute genious....
    
91. On the joys of replacing a bar tape
    

I hope one day to find someone who will treat me as well as ed treats his bartape

Indeed - my bar tape just gets 5 minutes of fumbling and ends up a sticky mess.

What is Ed's mother tongue?

klingon.

I find the bartape one deeply troubling actually

What is Ed's mother tongue?

Whatever it is, it's vintage.

Whatever it is, it's vintage.

Its vintage and possibly bike related, no wonder it excites you so much.

Prancer

It's NJS certified too.

Well, there's vintage, and there's vintage. Vintage klingon? What does Chubakka (sic?) speak?

Wookie

^Epic Meme potential.

HA! love it.

brilliant, now can we get the shades to move or put some condors reflecting in the shades

The internet isn't a mobile phone, just so you know.

Here endth the lesson.

Oh Eastenders only had a couple of exploding cars, pubs being firebombed, couple idiot die from saying "I'm fine" one time too many, but screaming like a banshee? that take the biscuit that does, nothing can top that.

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