I bin Scobled!

Just reading the Randonneur thread again haha...

fuck it, it's less lumpy now, I'm off now, all you hater can suck my Randonneur.

Bike Porn Thread #34000:

'The Mather is a kebab that taste great while sober'

SUPERB! :-)

:-)

^^Genius!

Quote:
Originally Posted by east end images (image of white emulsion splattered front hallway stair carpet).

Incidentally that happen to me when I was doing a cilent's house in Putney, as I was walking upstair with two paint tins on my hand, the owner's kid decided it would be wonderful to throw a legos fire engine at me and see what would happen.

It hit my hand and made me dropped the paint (still got the scar to this day).

It hit the carpet area of the stair case, however I managed to convinced the fluming owner whose face match the exploded fire truck that the landing would look a lots better if I removed the carpeting and sort out the wood, luckily he liked it and managed to get an extra £50 for doing that.

The worse thing is? he didn't blame the kid at all, the kid went back to his room trying to build an aeroplane to see if it can get enough lift to hit my face this time.

Some people.

I once had a client call my boss to say I had knocked paint down their hall as I left, demanded he came too see the evidence and pay for repairs. Only the matt emulsion I was using had run out and the paint down the stairs was silk of a different shade. Needless to say when we pointed out their mistake and had obviously thrown the paint themselves with amused grins on our faces, the two clients became strangely confused and claimed there must have been a break in, they kept up the pretence until the end of the job.

not one of Ed's best ^^

I once had a client call my boss to say I had knocked paint down their hall as I left, demanded he came too see the evidence and pay for repairs. Only the matt emulsion I was using had run out and the paint down the stairs was silk of a different shade. Needless to say when we pointed out their mistake and had obviously thrown the paint themselves with amused grins on our faces, the two clients became strangely confused and claimed there must have been a break in, they kept up the pretence until the end of the job.

Why are people sometimes such enormous bell-ends?

Should have farted in their soup.

otherjames
What does the sign say?

From Cargo Bikes

I don't get what he's trying to do, tow a bike?

Tow a bike *on *a bike!

I can't see these pictures... My imagination is working overtime.

Yeah, apparently so. Why, no one will ever know ... 'Yo dawg, we know you dig bike...etc..blah, blah, bla...'

is this like motorhomes that tow a car around with them.

What a strange bloke?!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Someone put that litle girl in the yellow jacket it on the pic...

Wait..........

Radial lacing on your trailer Ed, tut tut...

Hahahaha

Beautiful

ah ha ha

Mega LOLZ! :-)

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