For Sale: Super Ted Frame Sale

Twat season?

Yeah, it's like hunting season. It's when we're allowed to take our shotguns out and try to kill as many twats as we can. Apparently a lot of them hide out on here.

twat season = i.e. full of twats
a copious quantity of twats
a multitude of twats
a twat of twats
a herd of twats
a shoal of twats

a snatch of twats

a Twonk of Twats is the collective term.

I find the concept of a TWINT quite amusing..

You guys are way too hard on yourselves.

is that the male of the twat genus ?

i saw ted this morning in elephant & castle

Good for you. Did it make you happy?

no

are these bike frames?

I think I dreamt of the silver one last night. How much is it? And is it lo pro?

it is a lol-pro obvs..

Sobs

I believe the correct terminology is a flap of twats. This was confirmed to me by The Queen at a recent garden party I was fortunate/important enough to attend.

no info or prices on the frames? just call this number? WTF is this, celebrity gumtree?

TWINT FTW

stop being such a bunch of vagines.... if you want something, give the man a call.
some of you people really need to spend less time on the internet.

I think it's a PoloTeam of twats, no?

Chin up, Alan.

it's not a bunch of vagines
the collective noun is a " hole load " of vagines

hole in one then ?

**UPDATE!
**
The blue low pro has been sold.

The green frame has a 55.5cm seat tube and a 57cm top tube. It has an Italian bb. £250

The silver low pro has been converted from a road frame. It has forks for a 24 inch wheel.
49cm seat tube, the top tube is 56cm which equates to a 52cm. This frame also has an Italian threaded bb. Ted will throw in a 24inch 28h tubular rim. £350

aidan/alan/ted - i will be in touch.

green guy looks so goooood

The green frame has been sold. The silver low pro remains.

twat season = i.e. full of twats
a copious quantity of twats
a multitude of twats
a twat of twats
a herd of twats
a shoal of twats

I've only read up to here.. so far.
You forgot School of twats.