Male 'model' wanted

He's Hungarian though

What about short squat south africans? Is that not quite english?

Cheers for the nudey pic balki - that's quite an unusual place to have a birthmark…

money shot!

el squire should do it

this is a good example of 'most likely to be cast in a Merchant Ivory film quicker than you can say "Two Gin and Tonics, Ginwallah, and look sharp about it. Jaldi, jaldi! God this heat is frightful, and the wogs are such a bloody shower!"'

ftfy

Ga2g?

Can I start a list?

hahahaha

Oh! We should use the one we made at the 50 fixed women ride!

Did I make the Top 10?

absolutely!

will a not terribly thin, pasty white short arse that lives nowhere near london do?

will a not terribly thin, pasty white short arse that lives nowhere near london do?

Pisti lives in Streatham...

I put myself forward and was genuinely considering doing so with this picture:

Disclaimer: Not actually me, just a look-a-likey apparently..

Streatham HILL

wibble is an attractive man.

Age-ist

Fit all the credentials but for the age.

Unfair

If you want, I am happy to blacken my hair a bit to make me look 20-30. For picture - see Will's poster.

Oliver S is a "different sort of English"

and looks like Neil off of The Young Ones

Fuck it, I'll do it. If there's a free pair of tyres involved then I'd be foolish not to!

Oliver S is a "different sort of English"

and looks like Neil off of The Young Ones

hahahahhahahahahha !

Age-ist

Fit all the credentials but for the age.

In the same way Benny Hill does...

In the same way Benny Hill does...

Now I understand why you don't wear a helmet - Death Wish Boy!

Oliver S is a "different sort of English"

and looks like Neil off of The Young Ones

I don't model. I don't want to be blamed for causing a whole generation to become anorexic and for all barber's shops going bust. No, thank you.