Post your favorite sheldon brown quotes

I said the yellow allen key you total fucking dimlow. YELLOOOOOOW!!! what's with these Mexicans immigrants?

Sheldon Brown

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. "

Sheldon Brown.

love Blues Brothers :D

"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes"

Sheldon Brown.

"I just stole fifty cars in one night! I'm a little tired, little wired, and I think I deserve a little appreciation"

Sheldon Brown.

"Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great....
....For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line...
...You have no power over me."

Sheldon Brown.

"Do a skid!"

Sheldon Brown

On bottom bracket removal:

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

I call bullshit. I heard,

"BB removal on a saturday?!? I told that crowd a million times, I don't fucking roll. Shomer Schabas!!"

merge with the jew thread?

"merge with the jew thread?"

Sheldon Brown

"I fucking love Glee"

Sheldon Brown.

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?"

Sheldon Brown.

^^Dad's Army?

^^Dad's Army?

See no evil, hear no evil. Comedy classic, one of Sheldons best.

"I'm a kick-ass barista, although when I first took the job, I thought they said 'carista'. So you could say I fell into it by mistake, but who cares whether your day is made by deeply inhaling diesel fumes or the anguished screams of the customers subjected to my playlist?"

Sheldon Poo Brown

"And he piled upon the whale's white hump, the sum of all the rage and hate felt by his whole race. If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it."

Sheldon Brown.

*"Fixed-wheel hip-hop slave bikes will go. They will vanish and shrink… I'm more popular than Jesus now—I don't know which will go first, rock and roll or fixed-wheel hip-hop slave bikes."*

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"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

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"Kopites are gobshites!"

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*"I'll be back"

*- Sheldon Brown fail

did anyone else watch 'The Odyssey'? Where some kid goes into a coma and dreams about some fantasy world only occupied by children.

That was one messed up kids show.. Some proper weird concepts flying around.

I loved this show and have never met anyone else who remembers it. It was on on Sunday mornings in the Uk, I think.

I never saw the end, do you know what happened?

"what's your name, where you from, what you on?"

Sheldon Brown - the lost years.

"WEAPON"

"FACT"

Sheldon Brown - the blue scouse years

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

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"By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls."

Sheldon Brown.

"i did not see that foul"
Sheldon - Memoirs of Highbury