Hipsters on Judge Judy!

Is the other person face has been potatoes chopped onto the bloke with the black jumper?

No, they are twins.

Yes, his neck was always two shades lighter than his face...

He chipped that bike deliberately. Twit.

I guess no, If you like tatts to look like they were scrawled on with permanent marker.

you don't like thomas hooper then?
fair enough, some of this guys tattoos look shit.

Forget his tats... look at his stupid fucking head.

Balki, you're not hiding your admiration for those sexy boys very well.

Im not saying I wouldn't boof him.

boof.

Yeah, as in, smash the back doors in.

I get what boof is. It's just funny.

A bit like bouf, which is french for boof.

Yeah, as in, smash the back doors in.

Paint them white on the way out?

They are in smithereens.

I'd boof the one on the right.

I'd buy Big Issue from him.

A lady down on her luck was selling Hello Kitty cards a while ago. I was out for a drink with a girl when she came over. I decided to buy some to show I was sensitive and stuff. They were held together by a half card... It was a cut out of hello kitty on the front, with two tabs that wrapped around the other cards to hold the bundle together.

On my birthday recently, she handed me an envelope. It had the cover card thing with the tabs neatly cut off and a birthday message on the back. Assume the real cards went to blokes went actually liked.

Fuck my life.

because he looks trustworthy?

I'd never fuck a fat monster.

he's just big boned.

Yeah, as in, smash the back doors in.

Painted them white on the way back out.

I'd never fuck a fat monster.

Not a Brompton's fan then?

deja vu ocdc.

deja vu ocdc.

Yeah, as in, smash the back doors in.

As in, the anus.

dibs.