Fucking Nodders!

b) need to get the bus tomorrow, which is*** full of whiny people***.

Certainly will be.

Coz you haz brakles

no, i haz 1 brake, coz i iz livin on a big bad hill.

This drawing is really shit,

this shit?

some oriental FOB nodder crashed into me a few years ago and left 2 inch-long scars on my hand and arm. he spoke hardly any english and just rode off.

for some reason i was totally calm and reasonable about it. in retrospect i should have chucked his bike under the nearest lorry.

this shit?

That looks really nice.

some oriental FOB nodder...

for some reason i was totally calm and reasonable about it. in retrospect i should have chucked his bike under the nearest lorry.

this is exactly how i feel right now. i was livid all day... what is it with nodders and being calm after they fuck you up? maybe it's because we feel sorry for them...

Jesus wept

well I'm off to bed. I'm looking forward to several more pages of this tripe to wade through in the morning though. night folks

I don't feel sorry for them, I just avoid everything.

so:

1. don't ride with carbon during commuter hours.
   
2. treat fluorescent coats as if they were exploding horse shit.
   
   
   

scratch all of them off the blackboard, and write this down;

1. Cycle training.
   
   

(I know this incident wasn't your fault at all, however it's an incident that can be avoided).

I like your pictures atomcf, but they seem to indicate that you are riding on the wrong side of the road.

I concur.

for some reason i was totally calm and reasonable about it. in retrospect i should have chucked his bike under the nearest lorry.

know what you mean, happen to be but end up being calm, it's probably because cyclists, even if there are dodgy one, pose less of a threat than motorised vehicle.

I don't quite understand. Until you both crash, you and the other party have no limbs. What's going on here?

scratch all of them off the blackboard, and write this down;

1. Cycle training.
   
   

(I know this incident wasn't your fault at all, however it's an incident that can be avoided).

True story: You don't need cycle training to be a competent cyclist.

On the evidence provided, it wouldn't go amiss.

I like your pictures atomcf, but they seem to indicate that you are riding on the wrong side of the road.

+1

poor position means you actively encourageded collisions

-1

Encouraged collisions?? I would love to see that, dancing james charging down the road screaming "YOU! YES YOU! GET IN MY FUCKING WAY! WE'VE A COLLISION TO SORT OUT!" toward an unsuspecting cyclist.

with the machismo espoused on here, i can visualise that right now, thank you ed

my crash a few years back was almost identical to yours, atomcf, only my guy's brakes were totally shot. he could not slow his bike down and plowed right into me. wac.

Were you on the wrong side of the non road aswell?

no it was a T road, he was approaching the T, I was coming from the right going straight, he couldn't properly stop at the double white lines.

this shit is fucked up.

word!

This posting is a load of elitist shit. Worst of all coming from a youngster.

Not everyone is going to be a hyper trendy fixed gear cyclist with mad skillz.
Were you somehow born into being an expert cyclist?

Deal with it. Bikes get damaged through wear and tear and the occasional collision.
Nobody got hurt. The end.

WAC. Fuck off with your sensible ideas. This here's a shouty thread.

fuck off nodder