Fucking Nodders!

"hot nodders" sounds like a tasty snack; either way, I'm in!

I thought nodder was a banned word here now as it upset those with a sensitive disposition?

Whatever the case, we have had a delay in their appearance this year due to the horrific weather but yes beware, they will soon be amongst us

Let's just reverse the letter "d" and refer to them as nobbers.

Humpty Numptys

Noobs! LOL

I don't mind visible riders. It's visible riders doing dumb shit I mind. But even worse than that, it's those fuckers who steal my parking spot and make me wait for the showers that need culling..

Well the weathers glorious, if cold up here. I am preparing myself for oncoming nodder traffic.

On sections of road with no path, pavement cyclists (probs 60% of fine weather cyclists up here) take to riding agianst the flow of traffic, as they would if they where walking.

Personally I want as many people as possible on bikes, I dont care how slow they are, what they ride, what they wear. Just ride on the fecking right side of the road, and stay off the fecking path unless your going real slow. If you dont, you're a fecking nodder.

Also. Bare in mind the cyclist/ motorist relationsship is a frail one. Please stop pissing them off with your right of way day glo arrogance. They have big, fast moving, metal boxes, and I share the road with them all year.

nodder cunt tried to undertake me and go straight ahead while I was turning left this morning.

I clipped him round the ear and called him a cunt

ohhhh. enjoyed that rant.

Carry on.

This thread is like that girl from high school that you had a little fling with but it never went anywhere and you've been holding a candle for her for 20 something years, and out if the blue she gets back in touch and says she wants to catch up and your heart's a flutter and you have a haircut and then you catch up and it's just no good and she's nothing like that figment of your imagination that you've created over time and you wonder why you couldn't get on with your life and why you've wasted so many years and had so many half-arsed relationships which left a trail of broken hearts, each one of theirs taking with it a piece of yours until there is nothing left and then you get so drunk you shit your pants.

^ ha!

^^ Nodder

^^^crywank

^^^^ CycleChat>>>>>>>>>>

This just appeared in my facebook feed. I dunno how out of date it is

it's those fuckers who steal my parking spot and make me wait for the showers that need culling..

Having to wait for a shower INFURIATES me - I mean, clearly, I have a right to get in that shower cos I've cycled to work ALL YEAR ROUND, even though Little Miss Get Too Work Before Me Fairweather features is in there.

There's someone who has started using the shower cubicle just to change/have a tramp shower rather than use the actual shower. What a bitch.

Kill the fairweather shower users!

I earned that shower mofos!

"Waiting on these showers takes too long, it's like waiting on babies , it makes me want to slay thee"

nodder cunt tried to undertake me and go straight ahead while I was turning left this morning.

I clipped him round the ear and called him a cunt

Love the image of this!

I blocked a manufacturer of hi-viz cycling products who decided to follow me on Twitter. Zero tolerance.

this guy must get some Nodder recognition...

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^Playa

I blocked a manufacturer of hi-viz cycling products who decided to follow me on Twitter. Zero tolerance.

Rapha?

Sorry, it's not high viz when you call it 'chartreuse' is it. I forgot that memo.