WTF cycling product.?!^%

I contacted POWERBALANCE© . . . . see if I get a reply, I will go gently at first . . .

*Hi there

I hope you are healthy and in wellbeing this morning.

I have a two Power Balance Silicone Wristbands, one is pink and one is white, both in the small size.

I use them mainly for eczema (the storey of my life . . . lol !!) and was wondering if the actual colour energies would make any difference, I know white is of a higher frequency than pink in the colour spectrum (and white is purer) - but would like to get a 'Pro' opinion on this. I find white does help a little more than the pink so was wondering if it was down to the extra energy of white ??

Also you say in the instruction book that . . . .

Iit does not need to touch the skin, although it does need to be within contact of the body’s natural energy field. This varies from person to person, but typically ranges from one to three inches from the skin.

. . . I like to keep the bracelet off my skin as my eczema can be sore if rubbed, but could I simply keep it in my handbag ? I suppose the question is I don't really know how big my personal energy feild is so how do I go about finding out the actual size of it ?

In Love and Light

Kate.

x*

an lfgss lynching and i was not invited?

lol tynan / kate. lemme knw how that one turns out.

Forum chip in?
One guinea pig?

Reminds me of.. http://www.thehippy.net/nucleus/index.php?itemid=529

But they are embedded with frequencies!

They've used science words, so it must be true, innit?

i've played with these before we had some samples (not sure if it was this brand)
but you can actually feel a difference with them it is pretty werid. the actual real benifits I doubt it's worth it.

related party trick to try
Hold your arm out and get someone to push down on it while you resist.
repeat but hold a mobile phone in your other hand, the difference is amazing.

ICP maybe should have included these in their song
YouTube- Insane Clown Posse - Miracles

Those wristbands only work if used with homeopathic energy drinks.

I make 'lifePurity anklets' if anyone is interested.

They are 26% better than power balance wristbands as they are 100% natural.
Mine are made from woven hawthorn that was collected on the most spiritual and energy filled day of the year, April 8th.
These energy anklets are proven to enhance your life, they exploit your bodies mystical, gravitational, magnetic, spiritual and to some extent electrical, oscillations.
They cost £32. They come in 3 varieties: Spiritual, Vitality and Energy.

They work 63% better in conjunction with my Aura necklace, this costs £10.99 and is entirely natural also.
It is made from brown seaweed (brown seaweed is widely known as being the optimum type of seaweed for increasing the energy giving effects of hawthorn).
Attached to the brown seaweed is a chalk pendant.
Chalk is well known as a powerful energy and aura strengthening mineral, this is mostly because it is white which, as everyone knows, is the colour of heaven.
Chalk is scientifically proven to be intensely spiritual, it is all to do with ley lines.

Pm me for shipping details.

Sorethroat, don't get me wrong, I respect you deeply, not just as a man, but also as a scientist, nutritionalist, spiritual entertainer and woman.

But lifePurity (and PowerBalance to a lesser extent) generate unbalanced quantum gravity fields, it's not that they do not work, I know many many people who have been spiritually healed and re-centred by using lifePurity anklets, but over time an accumulation of negative dynamic quantum flux will aggregate amongst the outer shell of your purity field leading to a lessening of wellness over periodic, cyclic and seasonal time scales with the result often being auroral misbalance and negativity.

I make DYNAMIC-FLEXO-VITALITY bracelets, they are 140% natural, that's another clear 40% of naturality on top of the 100% found in similar products, this extra matrix of pureness comes from the active portion of the bracelet being an eight dimensional copper and crystal hologlyph, centred in a balanced morphogenetic field, which itself is embedded in a non dimensional holographic crystalline substrate, this is then optimised using flawless 40 carat rubies and aligned on it's natural matrixial meridian.

The actual band part of the bracelet is made from wool off a sheep's back.

I used to suffer from eczema, flatulence, pestilence, normative behavioural dysfunctionalitation, AIDs, photokeratitis, onion breath, batty riders, gangrene, Bill Oddie and Sarah Jessica Parker, but after wearing the bracelet for a little over 2 hours I was pretty much sorted.

Pm me for shipping details.

You bunch of hypocrites! These things are so versatile, I bought one 3 weeks ago and it has really benefited me, I was unable to create a stool sample for 10 days and since I started wearing one the problem has sort of solved, all down to the bracelet. I've also got rid of my drug, drink and gambling addictions, Tourette and my cleptomania and pyromaniac tendencies.

Now my shit problem has gone I'm dismantling the bracelet and glue it on the back of my mobile in order to protect my brain from cancer and the like, I fully trust that it'll work.

Those wristbands only work if used with homeopathic energy drinks.

I love the homeopathic energy drinks. Lethal flap bag told me all about them.

You need a swimming pool - olympic size or better.

Fill it with water
Drop in a grain of sugar
Empty the pool
Refill the pool and empty it - do this a million times
There is now no possibility of the original sugar molecules being in the water that is left over. However the water remembers the energy of the sugar.

Through this scientific method homeopathic water has more energy than any energy drink but with zero calories.

You bunch of hypocrites! These things are so versatile, I bought one 3 weeks ago and it has really benefited me, I was unable to create a stool sample for 10 days and since I started wearing one the problem has sort of solved, all down to the bracelet. I've also got rid of my drug, drink and gambling addictions, Tourette and my cleptomania and pyromaniac tendencies.

Now my shit problem has gone I'm dismantling the bracelet and glue it on the back of my mobile in order to protect my brain from cancer and the like, I fully trust that it'll work.

It's the fucking vortex-mediated phase transitions man, the fucking vortex-mediated phase transitions.

I love the homeopathic energy drinks. Lethal flap bag told me all about them.

You need a swimming pool - olympic size or better.

Fill it with water
Drop in a grain of sugar
Empty the pool
Refill the pool and empty it - do this a million times
There is now no possibility of the original sugar molecules being in the water that is left over. However the water remembers the energy of the sugar.

Through this scientific method homeopathic water has more energy than any energy drink but with zero calories.

Fucking idjit, sugar is a negative energy man, that shit will rot your teeth.

You should use the natural sugars found in dove's tears.

*......
In Love and Light

Kate.

x*

sexist

*Hi there...

...Kate.*

Sexist.

oh my

homeopathic energy drinks.

Coffee snortin' LOL

sexy

Fixed

putting one of these on your bits is not a good idea

every thought of why superman is single? if he came in lois' mouth he would blow the back of her head off

You should use the natural sugars found in dov's tears.

sexist

Sexist.

Whoa, metacerebral transcoincidence!

I reckon the real benefit from the Power Balance Silicone Wristband™ is that they're fashionable.

hi guys, I ve been using these for a long time, they are really effective.
has anyone got any tarot spoke cards please?