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  • Do you know how copper wire was invented?

    Two scotsman fighting over a penny

  • But it's GOLD - it must be worth a lot, right? Never mind the fact that when any connector bites down onto gold plated copper wire it cuts right through the microscopically-thin plating into the horrid old copper underneath.

    Exactly.

    I read about a test done with audio engineers where they were blind testing very very expensive speaker cables, comparing one sort against another, the changing of the cables was done out of sight so they didn't know which was the UltraGold-X-Power4000 cable and which was the PowerGlide-Silicon-Xtreme-ClassA cable.

    The thing is the engineer running the test was actually swapping not between two very expensive cables but between a very expensive cable and coat hangers with connecters soldered on the ends.

    If I remember this correctly those being tested thought all these cables were excellent, especially the coat hangers, although they did say the expensive cables were a little harsh.

  • Do you know how copper wire was invented?

    Two scotsman fighting over a penny

    : D

    I like that.

  • If I were to mention this in a mastering session in some big posh west end studio, the engineer would probably scream.

    Of course he would scream. Working in the corporate AV environment I've learnt one thing - we do charge for every extra component used in the setup.
    For example we tend to use to kind of boxes to connect iPods and laptops through XLR cables to the desk- DA and DFA. DFA stands for does fuck all. It's all about how many Yes albums the client has in his collection.

  • I want Tynan to work his magic on this one.

    Love Aura Spray
    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Love-Aura-Spray-/250208139218?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Natural_AlternativeTherapies&hash=item3a419137d2#ht_500wt_749

    Buy it all, you'll make a killing on the singles ride.

    Know your prey.

  • . . . when placed into a silver and white braided cable sheath with massively over engineered and styled connectors at each end and placed in packaging that cost more than the cable parts themselves you can charge hundreds of pounds for a speaker wire.

    this is what i like about naim cable. £5 a meter and the plugs are some grey bit of bent wire. at least having forked out for their amplifiers you don't feel bad about using cheap cables.

  • Buy it all, you'll make a killing on the singles ride.

    Singles ride?

  • I want Tynan to work his magic on this one.

    Love Aura Spray
    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Love-Aura-Spray-/250208139218?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Natural_AlternativeTherapies&hash=item3a419137d2#ht_500wt_749

    *Hello chrismum38

    I hope today finds you in maximum wellness and you are centred.

    I am want to buy your Love Aura Sprey, It will be used on my body and also on my wife/husband, will this sprey interfere with my body's natural aura/energy fields ?

    I don't want to damage them in any way which so ever - but I am using 3D energy oils and a Chi bracelet, so don't want to get a bad reaction if your Love Aura Sprey somehow interferes or clashes ?

    In love and light

    Shannon Killbrain

    Do you ship to the UK ?*

  • also on my wife/husband

    Nice pagan touch there.

  • 'Killbrain'

    Heh

  • Nice pagan touch there.

    : )

    I always like to introduce some strange ambiguity, repeat already answered questions, a sprinkle of spelling mistakes and repeat already answered questions.

  • I emailed the ebay company selling the Aura cleaning juice in your link (I love the Freudian slip in his response "[we] will combine shipping to maximize the expense")

    : P

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    *Hi awakeningsbookstore

    I hope you are in wellness and wellbeing today.

    I am ordering some Chakra Essential Oils (the Colour Energy
    one's) and the Aura Cleanser - and
    was wondering if they clash in any way, or can they be used together
    safely ?

    I damaged my electromagnetic energy fields in a motorbike
    crash a few years back - the result
    being a very bad back, marshall's leg and eczema - I realise one
    product cannot address all three
    health issues, but I was wondering which COLOUR
    ENERGY oil would bring me the most
    benift in my circumstance, I am drawn towards Green energy the
    most, but maybe that is because
    of all this 'envaremonetal' stuff going on in the world ?

    Thanks for any help.

    In love and light.

    D.B

    P.S do you ship to the UK ?

    *

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    Dear D.B,

    Hello and thank you for the well wishes.
    We can ship to the u.k and of course will combine shipping to maximize the expense. Have you ever looked into a q-link or Mega chi pendant? Both are great for electro magneitc balance. The mega chi is around 300 and the q-links around 100.
    There will be no prob with the essential oils and aura cleanser. We have another aura cleanser called Purification which I love! As far as the oils go I think green would be lovely, perhaps red or even pink.
    Hope that helps for now and please take your time ordering. We are actually in the middle of placing an order for more oils as we are out of stock of a couple.
    Much love,

    Brandon

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    *Thanks for your response Brandon, it was lovely.

    I hope today finds both you and your wife in wellness.

    Good to see you ship to the UK, many of the foreign websites won't ship to the UK.

    I think I will go for the whole oil set as then I can test each one separately to see if they clash in anyway. It's great news that I can use the Aura Cleanser and oils together, that should really help with my back, it will be like a double dose of pain killers (I NEVER take pain killers, I say they are not pain killers, but 'health killers').

    I have heard very good things about the Mega-Chi pendant, is it really that good, I could get 2 q-links for less money or would it be better just going for the Mega Chi ?

    Sorry I am not much of a scientist as you can tell!!! LOL !!!! I leave all that stuff to you guys !!!! LOL !!!! LOL !!!!!!

    So, Aural Cleanser + Oils + Mega Chi . . . . . would that be overkill for smallish lady ? (I am only 5ft 2in).

    In love and light

    D.B

    P.S do you ship to the U.K *

    New reply . . . .

    Dear D.B.

    Hello again Dear one,

    YOu sound lovely as well!

    You will love the whole set as they are appropriate at different times. I love the mega chi pendant and wear one pretty much all of the time. It is important to not get it wet to much so no pools or showering with it. I believe I have a gold or platinum in stock so you could choose. As well I have something really super duper though a tiny bit more expensive which is a High chi pendant ( just like megachi but looks like a stargate and has affirmations inscribed on it) On top of it is a faceted amethyst that is infused with a new energy technology called clean high. The combo would give you the protective qualities of the megachi as well as the detoxifying and cleansing qualities of the clean high. I think if you go to high chi.com you can get a look at what I speak of. It is a very potent combo and petite as well. The cost for that combo would be $400 ( $150 for the amethyst and $250 for the high chi pendant).
    Hope that this does not confuse you but it popped up in my head as was writing and felt there was probably a reason.

    Look forward to hearing back from you.

    With love and blessings,

    Brandon

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    *Thanks for your response Brandon, it is good to find there are some good Christian people out there willing to take the time to help others live a life imprisoned in wellness.

    The High chi pendant sounds amazing, I think you'd agree that you cannot put a price on wellness, peace, vitality, and positive energy.

    How much would the total price be for:

    2 x High Chi pendants (both with amethyst) + the COLOUR ENERGY oils (the full set of colours) + the Aura Cleanser Essence Spray.

    What are the affirmations inscribed on the High Chi, is there any stuff about the Jews ? I have nothing against the Jews, I know some of them are lovely people, who only dabble in crime, but I don't really trust them, do you ? I would not want to be walking around with anything about the Jews on the pendant, just in case one of them sees it and casts a spell on me.

    How long do these take to get to the U.K ?

    In love and light.

    D.B.*

  • So, you can't wet the crystals then? Are they made of sugar or sea salt?

    I believe I have a gold or platinum in stock so you could choose

    Oh, sorry. I thought the pendants were crystals. It makes sense now - you can't shower wearing gold nor platinum.

  • oh my god ...i am cracking up here. tynan, you are a god.

  • haha i bet this guy has started spending his earnings from you already! how do people pay so much for this stuff?!

  • Tynan, you seem to be missing one thing: METAPHYSICAL AURA GLASSES
    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/METAPHYSICAL-AURA-GLASSES-PARANORMAL-REIKI-CHI-GOGGLES-/220607638761?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item335d3d6ce9

    These things are the nuts, wearing them with a pendant and some Love Aura Spray™ and you're in business I think.

  • THis thread is absolute gold quartz

  • Loving your work Tynan.

    p.s. do you ship to the uk?

  • UPDATE:

    Dear D.B.

    I do agree! We only have one of the high chi amy combo pendants in stock. I think that you should purchase one, see how you like it and then look into an additional pendant. If you prefer I do , have a megachi in stock so we could do one and one.
    Also I hope that you went to the website to look at the pendant so as to make sure that you like it asthetically.
    The words on the back say hope, bliss, joy, love and gratitude.
    As far as the Jews go, I think that it is very important to practice tolerance and understanding. These qualities are what can truly make us shine as Human Beings, nevertheless Christians.
    I would have to order some fresh color oils as we are out of a couple of them. I believe that I could do all of the oils ( 9 total) a large Aura spray and the pendant for 500 plus shipping.

    Look forward to hearing back from you,

    With love,

    Brandon

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    *Brandon,

    I am sorry if I have offended, that was never my intention, I was not aware you were a Jew, I have nothing against you Jews, you are very spiritual and balanced people, it is just that I have had issues with a few Jews who have cast spells on me, but you are right, I should not let this colour my view of all Jewish people.

    As I mentioned my electromagnetic energy fields are damaged, so it's a lot easier for people (not just Jews, but also Muslims) to cast spells on me, so when my energy fields are back to optimum wellness I will have a lot more protection.

    The affirmations (hope, bliss, joy, love and gratitude) are absolutely beautiful, when I read these my heart cried.

    So beautiful. Brandon, you are a poet, these 5 simple words say so much.

    Will you be able to ship this internationally ? (I am in the UK) How much will the total be (including shipping) ?

    Let's start again, forget what I said about your beautiful people, I was judgemental.

    Shalom my friend

    D.B.*

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    amazing! This is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read on here

    REPPED

  • yeah, deff desrve some rep Tynan

  • Love Aura Spray
    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Love-Aura-Spray-/250208139218?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Natural_AlternativeTherapies&hash=item3a419137d2#ht_500wt_749

    *Hello chrismum38

    I hope today finds you in maximum wellness and you are centred.

    I am want to buy your Love Aura Sprey, It will be used on my body and also on my wife/husband, will this sprey interfere with my body's natural aura/energy fields ?

    I don't want to damage them in any way which so ever - but I am using 3D energy oils and a Chi bracelet, so don't want to get a bad reaction if your Love Aura Sprey somehow interferes or clashes ?

    In love and light

    Shannon Killbrain

    Do you ship to the UK ?*

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    Hello Shannon,
    the aura sprays work with your own energies to enhance and amplify them. They won't clash at all with anything else you are using. All of the different methods of working with our energy blend together anyway, so the effects are balanced. I ship to anywhere in the UK, and to some other countries as well.
    I hope this has helped,
    kind regards
    Karen

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    *Christian38

    Thank you so much for your very positive and natural reply, it filled me with spirit energy and balance.

    I am very glad to hear that the Love Aura Sprey will not clash with my other aura enhancers and protectors.

    Two more questions:

    How much would it be for 3 bottles ?

    Would I be able to use it on animals ?

    Blessings and positive light.

    Shannon.

    x.*

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