Crisps

"Aunty Helen's potato sandwiches" sound inferior to my grandmother's potato scallops, fresh out of the chip pan, on a slice of thickly buttered Sunblest. Still think of them every time I pass through Birmingham.

Those vile-flavoured chilli and lemon Cofresh potato grills are a weak spot of mine these days

http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/recipes/542101/retro-crisps-we-d-love-to-see-back-on-the-shelves

Bacon Pringles are vegan, most other bacon crisp brands aren't - either powdered pork or milk powder. @edmundro has just given me some good news on the M&S front though....

Vegan friendly flavours usually include salted, S&V (except Pringles), spicy, pickled onion. Most meat and cheese flavours, unsurprisingly, are no-gos.

Canadians love their ketchup flavoured snacks. The Pringles were good.

Always trifold - so mrs_com doesn't easily spot the empty sharing pack wrappers in the bin.

Niknaks

Underpants + Pants... not Pants + Overpants

I have had this discussion many, many time.

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Pickled Onion Monster Munch.

That is all.

Paddy wacks
Dog bones

No, they're Twisties. Love to get a bag when I visit Oz for old time's sake.

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Salt and Vinegar Discos. Roast Beef and Mustard Brannigans. Salt and Vinegar Squares.
There are no other crisps to me. None.

You can get Fish'n'Chips in Asda (and they even do a curry flavour now), and there are a few rough equivalents to the Football Crazy and Tangy Toms format (e.g. Tescos' cheese balls). Potato Puffs are a genuine loss though.

Forgot about Discos.

Pop chips or their supermarket equivalents are good too

Marmite crisps. loved them, who do I petition to get them back?

also thos co-op S+V crisps are the best ever.

OH! and +1 for the beef and mustard Brannigans!

The McCoys chip shop crisps are pretty good.

Also tried those Seabrooks waffle shaped crisps, which were v good

I've got over the pants + overpants thing by using trousers, which thankfully Aussies understand as well. But the "hosepipe" bans can get fucked. Hosepipe... hose or pipe... pipe or hose... they're the same fucking thing, cretins, it's a water ban.

Smokey bacon flavour originates from scrapings of incinerator chimneys, classified as vegan, probably ignores whatever garbage was burned in there. Cheese & Onion flavour often not veggie due to rennet in the cheese flavouring. Can't find any online info sources, but it was discussed in one of my degree topics.

Yes those are potato sandwiches - not the same thing as a crisp sandwich. Its the contrasting textures of soft bread and mouth lacerating crisps that works.

Beef and mustard Brannigans! Now you're talking the god of crisps.

Is there a quiet way to eat crisps so that ones head doesn't act as a sound box ?

I find this sort of thing overrated ...

bags of curly wurly bullshit. scale of crisp not representative of vegetables illustrated on the packet either.

1 cheese and onion
2 salt and vinegar
3 prawn cocktail
4 plain
5 Worcester sauce ?