Do gay pets go to heaven?

Can you imagine what this place would be like with bible-bashers attacking the brakless?

There are many places in Scripture quite clearly condemning going brakless as sin. Sinners only have themselves to blame; once they've started to pedal, there's no stopping.

Can you imagine what this place would be like with bible-bashers attacking the brakless?

Hybrid catholics?

Leviticus is very pointed about brakelessness. It is an abomination. The Inquisiton was also harsh on the brakeless.

Vatican II, however, appears to have allowed for brakelessness in certain circumstances. After all the Sermon on the Mount (clearly a Biblical reference to cycling if ever there was one) says something along the lines of "Blessed are the brakeless for they shall inherit roads."

The second coming.
Mary & Joseph will ride into Lonsons famous London on their beaters, there will be no tables at LMNH. Rapha put them up in the workshop.
Jageesus will be born, the 3 wise hipsters (Ed, Dj and Pisti) will visit, guided by Hope vision 1.
30 years later The Polo crowd will wax his ironic tash and burn his hipster pants.

VB will be known as Pope fixie the first (or Noah).

*trying to make sense of bandana mans bar setup in that pic...

It is often forgotten that Hitler and the Nazis (mine are the Godwin points) committed mass murder of Free Masons. I cannot for the life of me understand why a bunch of corpulent middle class men, with a fixation on regalia, ladies' nights and petty corruption and/or networking as well as ostentatious works of charity should have attracted such ire but can only imagine that it was something to do with their practice of rolling up their left trouser leg rather than the correct hipster right trouser leg. Hitler was, after all, committed to style.