Do gay pets go to heaven?

Well do they?

http://christwire.org/2010/04/do-gay-pets-go-to-heaven/

"The people who engage in these physical acts celebrate sin with their outrageously flamboyant lifestyles and lust for grunge and muscles, innocence and the fresh scent of teenage flesh."

This article is making me horny...

Thought you might like it.

From the excellent: http://www.pbfcomics.com/

Ha! :)

Awesome website!

The sad, almost perverse domination cats hold over their owner’s lives is celebrated all over the internet. One of the worst offenders and a website surely worthy of a mental health study is icanhascheezburger.com (“I Can Haz Cheez Burger”). This has become one of the most popular destinations online, a bizarre cult of cat worship that almost seems inspired by Bastet’s debauched festivals. Much like the ancient Egyptians, people today have anthropomorphized their pets to the extreme, giving them human emotions and an offbeat and deep-throated human language that they exchange in endless pictures and comment sections. In this inexplicable fantasy world, cats are obsessed with eating freshly-grilled cheeseburgers and command their human owners to do all sorts of odd tasks around the home. The photos on this website reveal the clumsy and unclean interiors that your average cat owner inhabits: open food containers, dirty laundry, gigantic television screens, old couches everywhere.

top thread, gold cartoons Photoben nice one!
this seemed appropriate on here:-
from http://www.biffonline.co.uk/currentbiff.html

About The AuthorStephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Fanmail me Stephenson@Christwire.org !

I read with horror, hysteria and disbelief, I still don't know if it's a piss-take, amazing stuff, the world is 70% weirder.

Gay cats go to purrgatory first.

Dogs that have lost their legs go to Limbo

If I remember my catechism rightly, then animals can't go to heaven because they don't have souls; but the priests and nuns tended to avoid being explicit on this one.

What is more concerning is the rest of the site and the absolute seriousness with which he takes it all. Is this unusual in the states ?

it's a joke...

I thought it was serious, and then I clicked the 'moral alerts' button.

wtf?

NSFW!

http://christwire.org/2010/05/olivia-munn-ad-reveals-penis/

also
http://christwire.org/2009/04/mexican-zombie-flu-raises-black-rapper-tupac-from-the-dead/

Uh oh

I checked through the rest of the site and loved the Olivia Munn posts.

I can't quite decide if it is a spoof or not and quite who is being spoofed.

If it is, then its up there with Joe Orton's letters.

Uh oh

its just trackbacks.

But it's on their front page.

Now we're going to attract conservative christians like moths to a flame.

We've fucking had it. Can you imagine what this place would be like with bible-bashers attacking the brakless?

We've fucking had it. Can you imagine what this place would be like with bible-bashers attacking the brakless?

Endless hours of fun?

yep, tynan comes out and their heads will explode

why the concern?

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Gay tortoises go straight to (s)hell.

How do I go about getting myself marinated in devil-nectar and sin?
I could do with some excitement here, it keeps raining and I'm bored.

Gay oysters reach the pearly gates.

Hmmm - oysters aren't really pets though.

But it's on their front page.

Now we're going to attract conservative christians like moths to a flame.

We've fucking had it. Can you imagine what this place would be like with bible-bashers attacking the brakless?

As long as everyone is wearing a helmet. I dont see the problem.