Doping

You can always think of him as 'Lance the Boil'.

Well in a Doping thread on a cycling forum, how many other Lances are there?

Pantani
Cippo
Wiggo
Froome
etc

Anyone who's done anything has a shorthand name.

Pantani
Cippo
Wiggo
Froome
etc

Anyone who's done anything has a shorthand name.

So no Ozzie’s have done anything of note.

They were just the first names that popped into my head.

Anna
Stuey
Robbie
Cadel
Gerro
McGee maybe
Cam

are pretty obvious to anyone who follows Aussie riders.

I'm not saying they're dopers, just that on a cycling forum it's pretty clear that many riders are easily identified by a nickname, firstname.

It's much easier to type "Fuck Lance" than "Fuck Lance Amstrong"

Anna who?
Stuey are you claiming you are famous? *
Robbie who?
Cadel
Gerro who?
McGee who?
Cam who?

*world 24 hour champ may count

Impey

are pretty obvious to anyone who follows Aussie riders.

Just because you're ignorant of the most successful female track racer in history, a Paris Roubaix winner (and doper), a triple green jersey winner, classics and all three GT stage winner, Tdf stage winner and pink jersey wearer and Mr Meyer who smokes your lot everywhere but mostly on the track.

Whitey

Successful troll is successful, I think.

(hippy doesn't reply to the troll, he replies to the world. :) )

You know it's not trolling when the person answering is the person with an answer for everything, right? You think I get top poster by "ignore the trolls"? Pshht! I'm normally disappointed when the proper ones get banned too soon. I miss my fun.

I mean, I'm a few cans in now so I could quite happily troll myself to be honest.

Hey hippy, didn't that Aussie bloke you thought was a legend admit to doping?

Yes, he's a prick. I still haven't bought that cunt's book and I try not to mention him. I fucking hate cheats.

Hippy, you're fat.

Come here and say that you fat cockmuncher!

Waddle on!

Anyway, I've got shit to do so tata!

That was kind of what I was trying to say ... :)

Bring the beer. These files won't copy sober.

So tata data?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/43843140

Another egg chaser in trouble.

A Hull KR player (Thomas Minns) has just failed a test for a recreational drug. Poor guy looks to be having a hard time of it.

Farah forced to wear arm warmers in every race now after being snapped wearing them on his totally legit Ethiopia training camp.

‘Yeah - this is just what I always do these days.’