Is anyone here a tree surgeon..?

a good puns thread is always poplar

Teak it or leave it.

I'm being palmed off to do some revision soon...

I want to see where this thread is going... Don't leave us in the larch...

Ah, there you go. All you need is a root-and-branch review of how you spend your time.

Someone else needs to get punning, Spruce things up a bit...

Bam(boo) and the puns start rolling in.

Should that be pruning?

Someone else needs to get punning, Spruce things up a bit...

Treepost.

Treepost.

Treepost.

Yuc(ca), I don't like treeposts.

People seem strangely reluctant to do surgery puns, though--perhaps afraid that they would sap your energy?

Holly crap, sorry for the treepost...

I saw that one coming.

Most of these puns stem from a fruitful preoccupation with words.

This thread can only grow.

I like how the OP tried to nip this in the bud, but instead we grabbed this by the chestnuts...

Someone needs to teak the 'elm and get this thread back

This is a thread treerail.

Most of these puns are deadwood though.

Have you only just twigged that?

Beat me to it Oliver, you should leave it out, you're a thorn in my side.

'it'

Bad proofweeding.

I really moss try harder next time.

I mist let goe sometimes.

To be honest my punning is a dabarkle, think I should leave*

*Includes multiple treeposts.