Is anyone here a tree surgeon..?

Anyhow, I can't stand mopane from these puns so I am(a)-rula-ing myself out for now.

ya sap

true murtle.

you guys and girls are acer. where does a mango to get such good puns? certainly not been resting on your laurels this time.i wish i was better at the pun game sigh(press)

Wattle that about?

http://www.lfgss.com/post1357936-86.html

Treepost.

Did you know Banksia have been bailed out by tax payers?

It's enough to make me see redgum.

I pine for the days when the people controlled the money and Sycamore tax breaks for the rich.

I Mahogany more of your time. Thanks for listening.

acacia later.

i actually thought maple weed put this one out to pasture. if i cashew doing this again i'll nut hesitate to tell your papa(ya). he'll put on his fox(ing)gloves and beat you about the head shouting "durian you ever do that again".

how do you like them apples?

Too many nuts not enough trees.

pah, trees come from nuts dummy.

You're barking mad, coconuts!

You're barking mad, coconuts!

neem not.

(best said with a scot accent)

I Mahogany more of your time.

This would be very good if there was a 'won't' in front of 'mahogany'--which I presume was the intention?

bloody Ostrya(ns) cant grasp the english language...

Bloody Australians can't grasp the English language.

I grasp it far better than you, princess.

pish posh. Hop-hornbeam or Ironwood

I grasp it far better than you, puncess.

I doubt that.

Upas think im stupid not using capitals but Mulberry im just forgetful. if Olea see it from my point of view, the Ostraya(n) one was Tsuga(d) to pass up. ah well, teak it or leave it, i meant no dis Rhus pect, Shorea can see that?

cheers for sticking up for me schick, i think im getting Swietenia. (best with oz accent)

Blimey. Not all of those work very well, but top marks for effort. Can't com you but would if I could.

I grasp it far better than you, princess.

you Pinus. hahahahahahahahaha

Blimey. Not all of those work very well, but top marks for effort. Can't com you but would if I could.

there's Morus where that came from. (repost?)

Don't think so.

Wood it be best to let this thread rot?

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went to a hotel the other night, the receptionist asked me if i wanted Tupelo to sleep on? i said no, just one thanks.

or Sumac like that.

Sorry, i know its getting worse but Amur having fun.

Today I bought beds, made from hemp.

Syringa reticulata

no pun but remarkably tree like and surgery like.