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• #302
as mentioned before james is a good bloke and banning him won't achieve anything, not sure about that TJ/JS bloke tho
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• #303
you know, I'm actually slightly alarmed.
I can imagine a black London cab lurking at the end of my street.
As I cycle past, the door flies open, sending me crashing unconscious to the tarmac.
"Quick! Grab the cunting Northern monkey, you fucking Saffa!"
"Saffa? How dare you..."
"Shut it! Slam the cunting door. Next stop, Brick Lane. They're doing a straight swap for Northerners on any nicked bike this week!"
Beep beep.
Vroom.
Swap you for a bike?? You mad? You speak of James' lazy grin, you shouldve seen your expression when you saw St Pauls for the first time! I aint swapping that for a bike. What you think this is? A Bike Obsessed Forum?!?! -
• #304
a brumie?
woits one a dem loik theen aye?
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• #305
Swap you for a bike?? You mad? You speak of James' lazy grin, you shouldve seen your expression when you saw St Pauls for the first time! I aint swapping that for a bike. What you think this is? A Bike Obsessed Forum?!?!
"L..Look at that big house! Who lives there?"
"Jesus lives there, Lucifer."
"Jesus? Ooh, I don't like Jesus. His dad really has it in for me. What's that building called?"
"St Paul's, Lucifer."
"Nice. We've got something a bit like that in Leeds. We call it a gasometer."
"We have them in London too."
"Bastards. You've got everything down here, don't you? You'll be saying you've Harvey Nichol's next, like the one in Leeds!"
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• #306
I think DJ is a cunt on here, specifically when it comes to new users asking dumb questions. He's become a parody of himself which is rather sad really.
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• #307
"L..Look at that big house! Who lives there?"
"Jesus lives there, Lucifer."
"Jesus? Ooh, I don't like Jesus. His dad really has it in for me. What's that building called?"
"St Paul's, Lucifer."
"Nice. We've got something a bit like that in Leeds. We call it a gasometer."
"We have them in London too."
"Bastards. You've got everything down here, don't you? You'll be saying you've Harvey Nichol's next, like the one in Leeds!"
"We'll..."
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• #308
as mentioned before james is a good bloke and banning him won't achieve anything, not sure about that TJ/JS bloke tho
On 'the list'... If you aren't already...
I think DJ is rather sad really.
Fixed...
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• #309
i am here, im not sleeping on this. I have been working all day and havent had time to reply.. Im glad dj shared my email with the forum as i feel the fact that i am the second person to threaten him then really most grown adults would have maybe realised that they should calm down. I truthfully doubt that he would dare speak to my face the way he does on here. I think everyone knows arguing on the internet is about as pointless as a one legged man entering an ass kicking contest... I have a good sense of humor and can take as much as i give. But there is a line and i think dj stepped way over it and showed everyone how mature he is by putting up the email from myself. Im done with this forum for the time being as it seems most things i say are jumped on by some prick who just wants to make a name for himself while others take the time to be helpfull. I really like coming on here, i find some of the threads funny and others helpfull. I just dont expect or appreciate people calling me names and being prejudice towards the fact im a brumie.
DJ probably would speak to your face the way he does on here, but it's not about "daring" to do it - it's more like tourettes.
Don't run off though, most brummies are tolerated, even embraced, on here...just ask pajamas.
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• #310
Pajamas? Fuck that guy, he's a parody of himself too.
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• #311
^ Two reps...
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• #312
I concur with this. DJ is a good bloke, as is Pisti (sic) it's just the forum "personalities" they adopt..
That said I imagine with DJ's high morale standards (sic) he will in fact go into a self imposed exile for the weekend as a matter of honour.
+1
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• #313
Why have people started claiming that DJ has tourettes? He doesn't.
He just likes playing the angry cyclist, inciting hatred from some and adoration from others (Well mainly himself).End of.
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• #315
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• #316
Pay me attention.
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• #317
we're all watching.
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• #318
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• #319
what do you want?
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• #320
have you done a poo?
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• #321
Not yet? Should I be worried?
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• #322
Maybe I'll go sit on the toilet for the remainder of the day.
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• #323
When I have this kind of quandary I just ask, "What would DJ do?"
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• #324
Then I go and d-lock a driver in the face.
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• #325
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this thread is... amazing. can we have it encased in bronze, like baby booties?