Wasps

kung fu bees ftw ^

i mean karate, kung fu being chinese and all.

but wait, they don't bite or hit the hornet.

judo bees, ha!

I never knew that vespa meant hornet. That's quite cool.

I thought Vespa was Wasp in Italian, non? Which is why they are (colloquial) known as Jaspers also

wish to add fucking mosquitoes to this thread

cunts

each time they sting me i actually bruise for about a week

there has been one in my bedroom for the last couple of nights, bites on my back actually trigger mild asthma symptoms

tonight i found the fucker, it had got huge dining on my blood

its now squashed

DJ use this: Jungle Formula Mosquito Killer Plug In Refill - 35mls: Amazon.co.uk: Health & Beauty

yeah you know about it when a mozzie bites - STILL not as bad as fucking Horse Flies man, shit they're fucking evil - on you and in you before you know a goddamn thing about it.......

had a horse fly latch on to me on Saturday as i was riding along, luckily i felt it before it got stuck in

bastards! got done twice in one day the other year in the Cairngorms.......evil evil creatures

alice in wonderland made it seem like (rocking)horse flies were beautiful lovely creatures
they lied

we had the largest hornet i have ever seen in the office today. it was probably 5cm long.

i had the largest horn i have ever seen in the office today. it was probably 5cm long.

friggen fixed for you mate.

*giggles apathetically

Magpie fact: Magpies are one of the only animals that can recognise itself in a mirror.

Family Corvidae are probably the most intelligent of birds. Ravens are especially clever, and have shown rudimentary tool making ability and frequent 3rd order perception.

You can train Ravens to speak like Parrots, but no-one ever bothers. I don't know why not, that's fucking radical. I want one.

who was the dude on the cambridge ride at the weekend who went for a piss in the bushes a minute later he emerged at high speed zigging zagging darting ducking and all because ..... there was a wasp following him
admittedly it was really following him and gave him a couple of bites along the way
HA

You can train Ravens to speak like Parrots, but no-one ever bothers. I don't know why not, that's fucking radical. I want one.

One of the coolest things Ive ever heard.
I would get mine to say stuff from the Exorcist. Imagine walking into your house at night and hearing a shrill croaky voice in the dark saying [B]*Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime*[/B]

who was the dude on the cambridge ride at the weekend who went for a piss in the bushes a minute later he emerged at high speed zigging zagging darting ducking and all because ..... there was a wasp following him
admittedly it was really following him and gave him a couple of bites along the way
HA

that was me. I think I unwittingly pissed on or very near a wasps nest which caused some angry wasp action. Its not easy running away from angry wasps with your trousers undone whilst trying to flap away wasps that are trying to sting you, although i imagine that it looked pretty funny :-)

one little fucker got me in the belly through my t shirt and another one got my arm, didnt hurt at the time but have two swollen and itchy stings now. fucking wasps

Ha! That's an amazing image! Lucky you didn't get stung on the cock or it might have swollen to twice its size.

One of the coolest things Ive ever heard.
I would get mine to say stuff like this:
Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime

Sheldon Brown

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmpByAEc13U&feature=player_embedded

Saw this in Epic Win, god dam!

that makes me want to watch starship troopers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/isleofman/content/articles/2009/05/07/bees_feature.shtml

Fuck yeah, manx Bees rock, FACT!

Got totally stung by a wasp today. Seems they don't like having hedge trimmers any where near their nests. Wasn't even me that 'got' them but I got hit in the cross fire. At the moment of the sting, I thought for some reason that it was a hot spark like you get when you're angle grinding (of a not rock etc). Why the feck i thought i'd been hit by a hot ember when i was stood in the middle of a field i don't know but hey.

Then I ran away.