Help, volcano, stuck in Europe

There's a video footage which might be helpful, you know...

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buy vespa's cheap in italy, ride home (ferry - motorcycle not a foot passneger?) sell in london. Profit!

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Just try to avoid typos when googling for "little boats"
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If the distance between Calais and Dover is smaller than between Cuba and Key West (and it is), then a lilo would do. Fact.

A+ thread!

catapult.

commit crimes and get deported.

If the distance between Calais and Dover is smaller than between Cuba and Key West (and it is), then a lilo would do. Fact.

Prevailing wind = fail. Lucky if you make landfall by Denmark.

commit crimes and get deported.

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commit crimes and get deported.

If you are lucky with your appeal after the half of your sentence.

Find a foreign taxi driver (doesn't have to get home to the wife) and flash the cash

It's cheaper to buy a scooter.
Was that John Cleese today who paid 3k for a cab from Norway or Sweden?

Brilliant suggestion, even better two classic italian cars - if bought at a good price you could be quids in!

I'd promote you if I were your boss and you pulled that off. Presumably there will be car spaces on Euroshuttle as most people are stuck without their cars.

Why not take some gold back with you while you're at it?

Buy vespa's cheap in Italy, ride home (ferry - motorcycle not a foot passneger?) sell in london. PROFIT!

just got to get to paris.

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just got to get to paris.

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and while you're there, have access to the BBC iPlayer and some power tools it could become a nice summer project:

Thumb it, seriously

All those truckers and that....

In a similar vein get to a shipping port and ask to jump on a ship.

Ive spoken to people who have travelled to many countries like this. (not illegal immigrants but middle class explorer types).

You may want to look at "the profesional pilots rumour network", an equivalent of LFGSS.

http://www.pprune.org/rumours-news/412103-ash-clouds-threaten-air-traffic-27.html

Ask them about the chances of getting you own plane.

In a similar vein get to a shipping port and ask to jump on a ship.

Ive spoken to people who have travelled to many countries like this. (not illegal immigrants but middle class explorer types).

I bet

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The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat ft. T-Pain[/ame]

Least helpful video ever.

hire a rofl copter?

hire a rofl copter?

Just watch out for the Lolcano.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLFF2P8fInI

Just watch out for the Lolcano.

ha!

I expect you have checked but does Milan fly into any of the Scottish or Irish airports as some have re opened

Just watch out for the Lolcano.

Repd!