Is there a people I'd like to meet thread?

I like to meet a decent plumber...

KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

the chap from the we buy any car advert. I want a dance lesson.

the chap from the we buy any car advert. I want to murder the shit out of him.

Fixed.

the chap from the we buy any car advert. I want a dance lesson.

You can find them here.

it would have to be like that scene from Anchor man though.

I'd like to get Nick Clegg, Gordon Brown and David Cameron in a room together. They should stop all this slagging each other off behind each others backs and just have it out with each other. Maybe even have a bit of a natter about policy.
Come to that, I bet it would work if we put it on telly, then everyone can make up their minds which of them are decent, and which of them are proper cunts.
I'll send an email to the BBC.
You never know.

Bruce Dickinson
Ray Mears
Dave Grohl
Me as a 13 year old (not for anything pervy, I've been on this forum long enough that this needs a caveat)

I'd like to get Nick Clegg, Gordon Brown and David Cameron in a room together. They should stop all this slagging each other off behind each others backs and just have it out with each other. Maybe even have a bit of a natter about policy.
Come to that, I bet it would work if we put it on telly, then everyone can make up their minds which of them are decent, and which of them are proper cunts.
I'll send an email to the BBC.
You never know.

You're a sharp fella there Lucy, I reckon your talents are wasted in reprographics.

nice

I would like to meet my maternal grandfather. I never got a chance to meet him properly as he died of cancer when I was about a year old. He was a keen cyclist but tales of his trips and exploits have never been preserved.

I'd like to find out his route from Sunderland to Carlisle that he usually wore a tweed jacket to ride so that could recreate it, at least just once.

Steveo

Bruce is his stage name

I think Paul is his real name

have fenced with Dickinson over the past five years

lovely lively guy

I'd love to have spent a few hours meching with Sheldon Brown.
I'd like to have told him how infectous his passion for cycling is.
How his website convinced someone living in a mountainous country, on the over side of the planet, to make his bike a fixed gear.
Most of all, I'd like to have told him, how much joy this has bought me.

That is all.

I'd like to wrestle with Alfred Hitchcock. I reck he'd have been up for that

I'd also like to have tea with Hunter S

Shoot some pool with Sylvia Plath

Play counter strike with Balzac, that would do his head in

there's a few dead people I'd like to have a chat with

jacques cousteau, my grandad, and that guy who got eaten on grizzly man

as for 'people i'd like to time-travel-fuck', that's a topic I almost started on here, but decided it was probably poor form and better left as pub talk

Steveo

Bruce is his stage name

I think Paul is his real name

have fenced with Dickinson over the past five years

lovely lively guy

BA pilot too isn't he?

BA pilot too isn't he?

They should get him in today. He dont give a fuck about some volcano

BA pilot too isn't he?

Trained by a BA pilot, flies for Astraeus.

Not BA

he works for one of the companies that rent planes and staff to operators like easyject and ryanair

he is also a plane pilot trainer

and is usually trotted out each time there is a cause needing supplies airlifted

You guys know Tynan isn't real, right..?

I'm Tynan.

You know Tynan is BMMF's son, right?

tynan on the other hand is the forum equivalent of the scarlett pimpernel.

My paternal grandfather and grandmother who unfortunately both passed away before I was born.

Otherwise I'd love to talk: Boxing with Angelo Dundee; football with Johan Cruijff; rugby with Hansie Brewis; music with John Coltrane and arts with Joan Miro and Nietzsche could sing me a lullaby if he's up for it.

i'd like to milk liberace

there are a few birds I know that I wish I'd met before they hooked up with their current bf/husbands.

i haven't been here long, and he may be a cunt but i think balki is the funniest person here