Is there a people I'd like to meet thread?

Bruce Dickinson
Ray Mears
Dave Grohl
Me as a 13 year old (not for anything pervy, I've been on this forum long enough that this needs a caveat)

Ha :) I've met three out of your four (in case you were wondering I didn't meet you when you were 13).

I'd like to meet someone who'd consider employing me.

Will do most things except felching.

How about wolfbagging? I pay living wage

I look good in a wifebeater while you all fail

Fixed

How about wolfbagging? I pay living wage

Holy. Fucking. Fuck.

How do people think of this shit?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wolfbagging

Ok I'll do it.

OK, it's 36 hr week, not including breaks. I provide food (the bacon), I think you'll be pushed to find a better offer. No body hair please

Thats also part of Felching. Stage 5 I think

No fucker takes bacon back from me once I've had it, no matter how tender a lover they are.

Thats fucked.

I want to meet Nicholas Cage. That is all.

Be prepared to be groomed by him over PM now.
I'm dissapointed

Holy. Fucking. Fuck.

How do people think of this shit?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wolfbagging

Ok I'll do it.

I wish I never knew............

Why raw bacon?

No body hair please

I have an extraordinarily hairy chest. Seriously.

I guess that counts me out... Shame........

Any other offers?

Why raw bacon?

Presumably because cooked bacon would be a waste?

half of all urbandictionary entries are obscure crazy sexual practices.

the ambush paddington.
rainbow kiss.
boston pancakes
the bucking bronco (a personal favourite)

just a few off the top of my head.

^I'm not going to look those up.

you filthy fucker!

You can of course swap orifices, it works either way. Though orthodox is more effective.

CYOA. I Know a good wax man. He is a good man, and thorough. I will settle the payment with him. I insist, he is a good man, and thorough

I already have

I wish I hadn't

I Know a good wax man. He is a good man, and thorough. I will settle the payment with him. I insist, he is a good man, and thorough

That's really thoughtful but I...

You can of course swap orifices, it works either way. Though orthodox is more effective.

CYOA. I Know a good wax man. He is a good man, and thorough. I will settle the payment with him. I insist, he is a good man, and thorough

Lebowski!

No, General, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

half of all urbandictionary entries are obscure crazy sexual practices.

I love urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tim

I hate urban dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ed

Holy. Fucking. Fuck.

How do people think of this shit?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wolfbagging

I've always known that as gibbing.

I had a pub conversation with a colleague about that once, she later referred to it in a teleconference we were both on with Nokia. There was a short silence, followed by lots of typing activity then a longer period of silence.