BBC Radio 2 Lunchtime today

1.30 is the piece

I will be at the gym

will you be talking to him live from the spin machine doing 190 rpm?
as far as it sounds hes expecting you,

not much comedy from the comedienne...........

not much comedy from the comedienne...........

repost.

This songs bloody awful,

No wonder he wasn't given a name

Did a sixty second pre record

can't wait to check I player to see how I get edited!

Ffs.

James, you'll sound like a cunt.

Is sixty seconds of DJ worth listening to R2 all fucking afternoon? Are you people masochists or something?

Yeah. Chase the fathers. They're probably black. And racist.

............chase the fathers

I'm utterly fucking stuck. I can't believe how shitty this is.
I can't stop listening.

damn, too slow. thanks bob

I was about to make some comment about me actually wanting to become a citizen, then I remembered what my country is like. This is pretty mellow.

James, you sound like a cunt.

repost surely?

Hmm. I think I meant "you'll"

James, you'll sound like a cunt.

So bitlike a soggy echo?

It's political correctness gone mad.

fact

I waz joking. That's the sort of contribution that people make to that programme.

We never should have let women out of the kitchen and into our Military.

I waz joking. That's the sort of contribution that people make to that programme.

I was going with the joke, dude.

Heh.
oops irony fail

I really just posted that for newbs who might expect some kind of 'emoticon'.

Shit what is he playing NOW?

rhetorical question^