Crufts 2010

whose gait was remakably dandy,

My dog would be scruffy and friendly like this:

My first dog was called scruffy - best dog ever. Would sit on the front door mat. No need for a fence round the house... she didn't go walkabout. We left her at Kempsey once on the way home from a holiday. Stopped for a cuppa tea. I put my hand under the car seat and said "mum, where's scruffy".... so we turned around and hightailed it back to said picnic spot. About 3 hours after we'd forgotten her and in the pissing down rain, there was my dog, sat where we'd left her.

I've been bitten by a poodle whilst delivering pamphlets. I now have fear.

Jack Russels rock.

^ she looped string round its balls

And it walked with its legs well bandy.

syllable short.

actually, its a whole line short too.

actually, its a whole line short too.

Hm:

My Gran had a Corgi named Shandy.

whose gait was remakably dandy,

When she heard its footfalls

^ she looped string round its balls

And it walked with its legs well bandy.

5 lines. Limerick, yes?

syllable short.

There aren't hard and fast rules for Limericks. There are a couple of traditional forms derived from very popular Limericks, but overall you can be quite liberal with the forms. You're not going to produce a 'pure' one with five different authors, anyway. I experimented with about five versions of the line and liked this one best.

Oh, I missed that footfall one...

But its still missing a syllable. Sloppy work, Schick.

It baffles me when people think Limericks follow strict rules. :)

There aren't hard and fast rules for Limericks. There are a couple of traditional forms derived from very popular Limericks, but overall you can be quite liberal with the forms. You're not going to produce a 'pure' one with five different authors, anyway. I experimented with about *five *versions of the line and liked this one best.

None of this surprises me.

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Victoria Pendleton a dog lover?

Enjoying Crufts 2018.

The shots of the crowd are my faves.