The thread for circumcised gentiles

no f in way

The footy team I used to play for when I was a teen, the goalie's nickname was 'HOOD' because he used to be able sit 20 10p coins on his bomb'ead and cover with his foreskin

Zac (EMF RIP) used to be able stick a lime. YES. a LIME.

On a serious note. Circumcision is big money in the US, that's the only reason the majority are circumcised. Similar to the excessive ammount of tonsillectomies, although circumcision is even less necessary for the majority of men.

But don't listen to me, listen to brian sewell, hah, patron of norm.co.uk a charity which raise awareness of circumcision.

http://www.norm-uk.org/circumcision_myths.html

Circumcision of either sex is barbaric, mutilation of a childs genitals.

It should be illegal, except when performed for medical reasons.

Pfft!

Its not a fucking arm their lopping off... just a bit of useless skin... Its like your tonsils or appendix or man nipples.

Ha! fuck... the thread title says "gentiles".

Haha,. oops.

I'm circumcised, but not because I'm a jew.
It's because when I was a kid my foreskin was so tight I used to piss in my own eye.

Brother, is that you?

Brother, is that you?

You're frightening me.

My mate at work has been worried because his cock was itching and it swelled up so he couldn't pull his foreskin back. It got worse and worse, and he wouldn't go to the doctors, and it really started to hurt, so he sort of yanked the skin back and tonnes of foul smelling cheese bust out all over the place and he almost, literally, puked on his own cock. I told him that if he had done he would have been an instant hero on this forum.
It didn't make him feel any better.

Stinks of sex in here.

jesus. does he not know how to wash?

Bleugh, actual LOLWRETCH here

I was eating.

Pfft!

Its not a fucking arm their lopping off...

This is correct

Its "they're", you dopey fucker

I was eating.

Nom nom nom. Enjoy.

Circumcision of either sex is barbaric, mutilation of a childs genitals.

It should be illegal, except when performed for medical reasons.

Says the kid with the biggest afro in Uxbridge ;p

Nom nom nom. Enjoy.

Tuna and cheese pasta, since you ask. :(

Tuna and cheese pasta, since you ask. :(

I did a little sick in my mouth.

Stinks of sex in here.

Sex is disgusting.

Sex is disgusting.

I did it once - and then a baby walked out of my girlfriend's bum, it was very weird.

Sex is disgusting.

Tell that to my family vicar

Sex is disgusting.

I did it once - and then a baby walked out of my girlfriend's bum, it was very weird.

Thats what taking drugs in Thailand does for you............

I did it once - and then a baby walked out of my girlfriend's bum, it was very weird.

I know that feeling. I was there for the birth of both my nippers. Nowt like shouting at your wife's downstairs bits, telling her to push, then she does a little poo.
Put's a fellow off...

you were going at it at the time?

I guess it can take a while, 30 hours is long time. Needs must...