Present for South African (non-cycling) 20 year old male

Need a present for my 20 year-old half-brother who lives in South Africa. I haven't seen him for a couple of years, so dont really know what he is into (bit its not cycling, sadly). Any suggestions, other than road furntiture? Ta

Can i suggest Miscellaneous & Meaningless?

If he's anything like the SAs I know, how about a megaphone, a large packet of throat pastilles, and a copy of 'Bigotry For Beginners'?

If he's anything like the SAs I know, how about a megaphone, a large packet of throat pastilles, and a copy of 'Bigotry For Beginners'?
+1 , but for beginners? advance might be a better option

Die Antwoord record?

meat.
saffas love meat.

If he's anything like the SAs I know, how about a megaphone, a large packet of throat pastilles, and a copy of 'Bigotry For Beginners'?

Not all south africans are loud offensive scumbags y'know (although i will conceed they are not necessarily few and far between)

How about Biltong? everybody loves Biltong...although that technically falls under hoops' meat suggestion...

Clothing vouchers, a ticket for a sporting event?

A pack of king skins?

Not all south africans are loud offensive scumbags y'know (although i will conceed they are not necessarily few and far between)

How about Biltong? everybody loves Biltong...although that technically falls under hoops' meat suggestion...

Have you *met *chainbreaker?

quite seriously now, Books are always good, maybe buy him something you've read recently and think is awesome, or just one of your favourites, even if its not necessarily his thing I always like it when someone gifts me something they're really passionate about...and you can never have too many books.

a gun?

Money!, cant go wrong with a few ..what do they use in SA for currency? potatoes?

have you *met *chainbreaker?

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppp!

How about a VeeVee clone? JayGee is a saffa but a nice saffa and I assume that this is due to the civilising influence of VeeVee.

Hmmm, I had no idea that my VeeVee-less-ness was what made me so fucking obnoxious.
Interesting!

Presents-wise how about stuff from London's famous London, it's all a bit Ho Hum for us, but he'll prolly like TShirts with Underground maps on etc

I always wanted to print up TShirts with "Mind the Gap" in isiZulu, and the underground sign- "Quaphela iGap!"

How about an A-Z and a promise to let him stay with you in London?

How about a VeeVee clone? JayGee is a saffa but a nice saffa and I assume that this is due to the civilising influence of VeeVee.

I would have suggested my nieces but one is married and very pregnant and the other lives with her German boyfriend in Germany so we don't talk to her anymore.

Hmmm, I had no idea that my VeeVee-less-ness was what made me so fucking obnoxious.
Interesting!

As long as you're married to a european you should be ok.
Yebo.

i'll take a niece, if theres one going.....

pmd

get him into cycling! best birthday present ever....

you could get him lance armstrong's autobiography, nelson mandela's autobiography, some Reggae Reggae sauce, a cycling jersey, some good chocolate and crisps (or 'chips' as they say out there), .....South African confectionery sucks.

from what i remember from living there, the general public love:
oakley sunglasses
braai's (bbq)
nando's
flip-flops
caps
rugby
cricket
beer
motorbikes
house music

where in SA does he live?
how much are you wanting to spend? you could probably hire him a nice day out on a bike somewhere sunny depending where he is located, for the price of a hardback book and postage.......

Presents-wise how about stuff from London's famous London, it's all a bit Ho Hum for us, but he'll prolly like TShirts with Underground maps on etc

I always wanted to print up TShirts with "Mind the Gap" in isiZulu, and the underground sign- "Quaphela iGap!"

can i have one?

Hmmm, I had no idea that my VeeVee-less-ness was what made me so fucking obnoxious.
Interesting!

I've never met MrsS but she must be a very civilising influence.

Jeez, has no-one suggested world cup tickets yet?