General Election 2010

Was it wrong of me to be waiting for an acerbic and dark punchline to that?

Give me a minute.
I've not finished wanking yet.

Let not forget that the sole reason The Sun wants you to vote Dave is tits. (A little NSFW).

It's tawdry, mysoginistic, pathetic but, and because I am compelled to give credit where credit is due, singularly the most politically honest piece of journalism that I've seen in a tabloid.

Well done to The Sun, you've finally called it as it is.

Now fuck off you cunts.

look, if you want proportional representation, voting in this election is your best chance of getting it in. it's the first time that one of the main parties has promised to push through electoral reforms.

Okay, I'll vote Respect.

Was it wrong of me to be waiting for an acerbic and dark punchline to that?

Firefighters have promised him a referendum on whether he wants to remain in the wreckage.

that's... amazing. i am speechless.

that's... amazing. i am speechless.

So am I.

I didn't realise you were such a tit man, teddy.

Let not forget that the sole reason The Sun wants you to vote Dave is tits. (A little NSFW).

It's tawdry, mysoginistic, pathetic but, and because I am compelled to give credit where credit is due, singularly the most politically honest piece of journalism that I've seen in a tabloid.

Well done to The Sun, you've finally called it as it is.

Now fuck off you cunts.

Amazin

votes Tory

And at a "stroke" the very liberties that put the Great into Great Britain will be torn asunder-wear.

Fixed.

Was it wrong of me to be waiting for an acerbic and dark punchline to that?

Ha - me too.

Anyway - he's a right cunt.

That picture of Cameron on the Mirror's front page is telling, because at the age Cameron was smashing up restaurants as part of the Bullingdon Club, Gordon Brown was campaigning to raise the living wages of university cleaners, and to stop investment in South Africa. Brown was on the side of those who have to clean up the mess after Cameron and his ilk have torn everything apart.

So am I.

I didn't realise you were such a tit man, teddy.

Ha ha. Didn't even realise that was the link till I opened it!

Ha ha. Didn't even realise that was the link till I opened it!

far right, center left, left of center, center left, right wing, far left and the pale interesting looking one at the front

far right, center left, left of center, center left, right wing, far left and the pale interesting looking one at the front

Badoom tish!
Available for weddings, bah mitzvah's, kids parties, funerals...

Best political joke I've heard all day.

At least it's a positive message, check out the mirror front page as an antidote

Could say same thing about Nazi propaganda.

Job done

Michael Portillo points out that his name is now synonymous with eating a bucketload of shit in public.

Really, those are his words.

BNP candidate involved in a nice punch-up yesterday.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/england/8663681.stm
Fuck me! Who goes out on the campaign trail with a group of thugs to back you up? And that reaction to being spat at? The kid is on the floor and he continues to kick him. It would be an ironic twist of fate if he were to be arrested and deported!

Mugabe is supporting Cameron.

Best thing he's done since securing independance for Zimbabwe.

"Chris Adams, UKIP parliamentary candidate for Aylesbury, said: "Nigel was unconscious but he can talk.
"He's been coming in and out of consciousnes"

No change there then.

From the Guardian.

And now for a bit of novelty. Press Association's Chris Montcrieff reports that a candidate whose surname is "Above" and whose "Other Names" are given as "None Of The" is contesting the election in Chingford and Woodford Green, the seat being defended by Iain Duncan Smith, the former Conservative leader. [INDENT]Unfortunately for "Mr Above" he appears, for alphabetical reasons, at the top of the list of candidates, with no one above him.
It might have been wiser for him to have renamed himself "Below", which would at least have put him second in a list of eight candidates.
The mystery candidate gives his address on the ballot paper as Woodberry Way, North Chingford.

[/INDENT]

now if this dosen't endores the campain nothing will....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/zimbabwe/7370383/Robert-Mugabe-gives-David-Cameron-election-backing.html

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I notice mr. mugabe has opted for the toothbrush tash

Yeah, he's been on for the despot special for a while now.