General Election 2010

I wasn't aware of that. Is anyone good?

Depends if you are a single mother, racist or sexist.

All 3.

You are in a pickle then, if not from the upper middle class.

Then you can vote either Conservative, labour or BNP in confidence.

I wasn't aware of that. Is anyone good?

Eeny meeny miny moe is how I usually work the system..

Then you can vote either Conservative, labour or BNP in confidence.

All 3.

...the candidate was a Conservative until 2008 so I'm not entirely sure what I make of him...

YouTube- I will not eat the pissy biscuit

*Right to Life (article 2)

I think someone has the right to life, until they fuck with my kids. In that case; game over.

*Protection from torture and inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment (article 3)

This is commonly referred to as "marriage", and as such, is allowed.

*Protection from slavery and forced or compulsory labour (article 4)

Please see above.

*The right to liberty and security of person (article 5)

Husbands give away this right in reference above.

*The right to a fair trial (article 6)

See above.

*Protection from retrospective criminal offences (article 7)

This is good. I want this for myself. Where do I sign?

*The protection of private and family life ()

Unless you are a celebrity. Therefore do not ever get rich.

*Freedom of thought, conscience and religion (article 9)

What a man thinks or does, is dependent on the happiness of aforementioned psychotic wife.

*Freedom of expression (article 10)

Banned under the marriage act...if you are a man.

*Freedom of association and assembly (article 11)

Note how many forumengers have to "clear" attendance at Southies. You've been warned.

*The right to marry and found a family (article 12)

As before, all dependent on the "her indoors".

• Freedom from discrimination (article 14)
  

This is admirable, but blacks and fatties misuse their priviledges in decent society.

*The right to property (article 1 of the first protocol)

Good. I accept the right to other people's property.

*The right to education (article 2 of the first protocol)

I'm with the Taleban on this one. They know a thing or two.

*The right to free and fair elections (article 3 of the first protocol)

Please see the Taleban comment above.

*The abolition of the death penalty in peacetime (articles 1 and 2 of the sixth protocol)

Again, I point you to the Taleban.....or any wife that you may have.

*Right to effective remedy (article 13);

This must mean the right to divorce. Unfortunately the Taleban rulings have nothing useful on this matter.

Prohibition of abuse of rights(article 17);

Impractical, as marriage is legislated for, and a wife has no greater pleasure than making her husband miserable.

Limitation on use of rights (article 18).

This is the Taleban's first and most important article. Well done.

Which of these do you have a problem with?

None at all. They're super.

Yep, I could drink to that with you, but I'm not allowed out.

Yep, I'm not allowed out.

You been a bad boy again?

No, I dramatised it for a comical effect.
I was in Tesco three days ago and visited Retro Di Corsa today. But with my daughter, so I'm not tempted to crash open any Red Stripes.

None at all. They're super.

I think the problem here is you. Your definition of marriage is very fucked up.

VB, I was only joking. My identical twin has a very good marriage, as did the folks who raised me.

If I had been Bernard Manning you wouldn't have raised a pointy eyebrow.

In truth, I don't think you know my real views on that. The whole Taleban thing was the clue. Sorry. I shall go back and sit in my corner now if you like.

Infamy, infamy......... ;)

I think the problem here is you.

Really??? And there was I thinking I was the helpful sort.

Now, where's that Flounce thread?

Marriage

shudders

Whos gonna vote Labservative ?http://www.labservative.com/manifesto/

Though much derided, Screaming Lord Sutch was a breath of fresh air in British politics.

His vision that politics was hopeless, and a laugh, will one day be seen as close to genius.

Much missed.

As The Joker once said, Why So Serious?

David Rowntree wants my vote - he's the drummer in Blur - is it wrong to barter my vote for tickets to their next come back gig?

Your vote is a asset!!

I can't flaw my younger brother for his logic- I asked him if he was going to vote Labour, and he said that yes he probably would, because they will keep the EMA, which the tories will get rid of, and all his mates rely on that to get drunk, so with the Tories it will just be him out on the weekend.

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/ask-the-chancellors/4od

Chancellors debate video.

Perhaps the Bilderberg group have decided Cameron will be the next puppet.

the next few weeks of media are going to be intense, intense with lying, intense with sickening p.r, with such contrived photoshoots that make me sick.
yogic flying party come back, we need you.
http://www.natural-law-party.org.uk/pressreleases/UK-19970428-yogic-flying-demonstration.htm

The truth behind the Tories

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/apr/10/beware-radical-tories-reality-terrifying

At least its not a bad as in america. They have a what, 18 month election campaign? With 2 rounds, the 1st where the vote for the party leader. Thinking about it, we spend more time on the american election than our own.