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Maybe he was looking for a nice spot to do us all a favour with some nylon rope. Then you came along and started acting all nice, restoring his faith in humanity. You arsehole!
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You should've just smacked the cunt clean on the nose
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Well, maybe it would give one instant satisfaction, but last time I broke someones nose in training I didn't feel good about it, plus you'd probably get sued or sth ... nahh, I'd rather not.
Never liked fighting, never felt I could win a fight dues to lack of aggression, never thought it was a good way to deal with anything.
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Well, you know where he works now. Just go in to his office, tooled up, and call him a cunt in a nice loud voice, then beat him up.
Or just forget about it and enjoy your day. Perhaps get a nice sandwich at lunchtime, and a strawberry milkshake.
Be careful, strawberry milkshakes make be violent.
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I think it's weird ... especially if someone is nice to you and you're being a prick, like that guy.
I hate this sort of thing, I know exactly the feeling that this sort of situation gives you, a feeling of helplessness 'why won't you just listen to me instead of jumping down my throat, you stupid stupid fuck' ... that whole thing where people just assume you're knocking them or being aggressive toward them, when you're not, that seems to be a product of their own inner anger reflected onto you.
I'm certain I've had something similar happen to me. And I have to say, they're always nutters, people stupefied by their own shit lives who can't actually decipher when someone is being positive and when someone isn't, they just basically want a ruck with the world all the fucking time, and whatever you say to them you just look like a do-gooder middle class softy in the true Beano sense of the word.
Maybe he was looking for a nice spot to do us all a favour with some nylon rope. Then you came along and started acting all nice, restoring his faith in humanity. You arsehole!
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if he works in an office building in Paddington Basin he's a corporate flunky and as soft as shit in a blender. Go back and fuck him up. Fuck him up good. Everybody underestimates the kick in the groin. Knee to the face, smack his face, smack his face and lookie look what we got here.. Bang his head on the lip of the canal wall ten times or so, shout something like "DON'T - YOU - EVer - DO - THIS.."
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and remember, if you've got keys, make 'em count
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I hate this sort of thing, I know exactly the feeling that this sort of situation gives you, a feeling of helplessness 'why won't you just listen to me instead of jumping down my throat, you stupid stupid fuck' ... that whole thing where people just assume you're knocking them or being aggressive toward them, when you're not, that seems to be a product of their own inner anger reflected onto you.
If you "hate this sort of thing" you are in the same place as that guy. I, the most important person in the whole world, is so disappointed even outraged when things don't turn up the way I want them to be. With 6.7 billion of "me", things can get very complicated.
This morning I took the tube, got a seat and straight away spotted a pregnant woman. I offered my seat and felt offended because she did not look at me and say thank you. I obviously expected a super hero badge, be showered with gratitude with all the passengers clapping etc.. I offered my seat to help that woman be more comfortable, job done.
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"Because you don't fucking know me"
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@pascalo
This morning I was in the weirdest aggressive situation I ever experienced.
I cycled very very slowly along a cobblestone path behind the hospital in Paddington (didn't see a sign that that's not allowed), and a guy was walking in front of me between two puddles, when an oncoming female cyclist didn't stop for him and nearly pushed him into the puddle.
I turn around and say "That wasn't nice" because it basically wasn't. Anyway, the guy turns around and has a go at me:
"What did you say?"
Don't know the exact words, but then he's having a go at me suddenly, even though I didn't even get close to him. He blurts out "Why don't you get off then, didn't you see the sign that says no cycling"
I say I didn't and get off, saying that I tried to be nice to him, and why he's having a go at me. He puts his crazy-mean-black-man-face (not a racist comment, but a reference to some comedian I have seen) close to mine and says:
"next time, don't fin talk to me because you don't fin know me!"
Sorry, but that's just plain weird. What does that even mean? Never talk to anyone because you don't know them?
Anyway, he offers me "to make something out of it" where I reply "No, I don't wanna fight you, I don't wanna do anything, really".
So he walks on and I mutter "jesus christ", where he obviously turns around (as you do!) and goes "Come on then!" ...
So I keep my trap shut until I'm on the road and leave him with a "You need an anger management class, really!" while he's running after me shouting ...
LOL